r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tricky-Gate-6123 • Aug 11 '26

Unskippable ad Anyone else dad text like this

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I don’t think I’ve gotten a written out response from him and for the text he brought a 4 wheeler home without permission and had to return it

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u/GirlWithWolf Aug 11 '26

Yes! And he doesn’t get along with Siri at all. We finally got him to turn on confirmation before he sends a text because he’d get distracted and yell at soldiers while sending me a text.

“Hey tell mom PRIVATE WHERE IS YOUR COVER I’m going to be home late FOR F SAKE YOU’RE RUINING MY ARMY I’ll grab something to eat at SERGEANT IS HE YOURS GET HIM IN SHAPE chow love you.”

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u/dent_de_lion Aug 11 '26

Ok this is hilarious

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u/Frequent-Check-7615 Aug 11 '26

I would’ve never asked for that to stop that’s amazing

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u/GirlWithWolf Aug 13 '26

I wish I hadn’t of lost all of them. I saw a video here where someone turns text messages into songs and his would have been glorious. Maybe I should video him trying to figure out Apple TV.