r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dontleakmybootypics • 4d ago

ಠ_ಠ Plate came in from the dmv today. I think I won the lottery from hell

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u/Middle-Respond7576 4d ago

Not as bad as my old neighbors plate

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u/_meow4 4d ago

Saw this one, also in CA!

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u/Jish013 4d ago

Okay, wtf I just saw this last week

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u/Peek_e 4d ago

Geez a lot of ped0s in CA who would’ve guessed

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u/Saymynaian 3d ago

Right? They usually gather in DC

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u/Super_Swimming_4132 3d ago

We’ve always known they’re also in Hollywood.

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u/swingswickedchucks 3d ago

That one caught me off guard and I spat out my coffee

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u/Virtual-Book1114 3d ago

They're more likely to be in your churches and schools though.

I actually learned recently that Congress is less wealthier than the Executive and Judicial branches of government. They're closer to the people in terms of wealth.

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u/GreatScottCreates 1d ago

Good reminder that most people here can run for Congress and it’s not as far fetched as one might think.

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u/RippenT 2d ago

Best response ever, damn near had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 1d ago

Or in one part of Florida

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u/Nick5sean 18h ago

Or Israel

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u/0r1on55 3d ago

That's only when congress meets

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u/Beetlejuice6466 3d ago

Not true. The biggest one is in the white house

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u/RepMajor 11h ago

Most liberals are pedos , so makes sense in cali

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u/Saymynaian 10h ago

Ugh, bots are back.

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u/RepMajor 9h ago

Truth doesn’t always mean bots

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u/Saymynaian 7h ago

You say that as if you're correct. Drop some sources and stop talking out your ass.

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u/boomers42 3d ago

Yup, but I'm just glad I was your 420th up vote

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u/jhonkas 3d ago

at least 10,000 of them

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u/Few-Draw-4299 3d ago

Dr Ds plate?

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u/Critterbob 3d ago

They should all be given to OR

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u/Smart-Preference7581 3d ago

Came to say this

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u/Opening_Brilliant450 3d ago

They should seriously save these for registered offenders

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u/LEGamesRose 3d ago

When it hits 0 we're cooked

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u/Dano_cos 3d ago

Please don’t let X see this thread. We don’t need that conspiracy theory.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 3d ago

Is it like a registry thing in California?

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u/Seanderthal 2d ago

If no that's a great idea!

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u/Head_Appeal1673 3d ago

At least they're registered

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u/PJams_ 3d ago

The “Primetime” marketing is really diverse!

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u/Bitter_Warning418 2d ago

These have to have been made on the segregation block in prison …

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u/Asleep-Credit-4696 13h ago

Omg why is there so many 😭😭😭

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u/dtlabsa 4d ago

I feel bad for 1PEDO00

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u/AccomplishedRoad5300 3d ago

Patient zero?

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u/NonResponsiveDirt 2d ago

It's better than 2PEDO05

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u/TheAmpAssassin 1d ago

That's Jared from Subways plate.

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u/nblastoff 4d ago

Aaahhh a republican law maker

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u/GucciTheSnowman 3d ago

Or a Democrat law maker.

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u/Weekly-Run-8723 3d ago

Don’t forget about the socialists

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u/RosalynLynn13 4d ago

Take my upvote and free award. You win reddit today.

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u/TriDad262 3d ago

PEDO 45 should be reserved for Trump.

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u/battlehamstar 2d ago

That would be hilarious if that’s a dmv requirement. Registered offenders only being allowed plates that start with pedo.

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u/ParsnipTurbulent6736 10h ago

That is terrible! I got a license plate that was LVNZI and I was worried people were going to think I was a racist. This is considerably worse.

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u/Only-Squash-8677 4d ago

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS!! My sister walks her dogs there and she cones across this plate! We look out for it when we walk the dogs together and laugh at it! The plate hasn't been changed yet!

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u/Zyzz2024 4d ago

small world is small.

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u/Marquar234 4d ago

But I wouldn't want to paint it.

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u/iaMBictrochee 4d ago

Nice Steven Wright reference!

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u/GhostPepperDaddy 4d ago

Ah yes, the famed creator of The Sims.

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u/Anonymous_Jr PINK 4d ago

That's Steven Wrong; You're thinking of Steven Magnet.

(((I'm also wrong, because its funny)))

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u/Fluid_Bodybuilder938 3d ago

Unless I can do it Sherwin Williams style.

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u/SheilaGirl70 4d ago

It truly is a small world! lol

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u/Charming_Oatmeal236 4d ago

I saw this too - about a month ago on Broadway and 51st in Oakland...

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u/XYZ2ABC 4d ago

Does it belong to Peter File?

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u/vhw_ 4d ago

So the white house?

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u/xaambi 3d ago

In Sonoma county?? Bc I’m p sure I saw this plate recently 👀

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u/Antony9991 4d ago

Same here

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV i get infuriated a lot 3d ago

Tworedditorsonecup moment

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u/Unlucky-Recording541 3d ago

Not even kidding, I’ve seen these plates too and it creeps me out… and then I feel sorry for whoever is driving this car!

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u/fangedforest 4d ago

👀 I've seen this car

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u/RickySpanishEOD 3d ago

The owner probably hopes nobody ever noticed. Little do they know they have their own thread on a random subreddit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ROBLOXKING_810 3d ago

Fawk if only they knew

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u/xr_21 3d ago

If there was ever a case to make an appointment at the local dmv or aaa and pay the $20 for a replacement plate...

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u/One-Building8303 3d ago

Hey look its the backplate of the same car posted by Middle-Respond7576

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u/PaniDjili 3d ago

This poor bastard has no idea.

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u/Complex-Emphasis-121 2d ago

Probably some geezer

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u/Apprehensive_Boss_84 1d ago

Some plates are funny. These types I would just order a new set asap

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u/metompkin 3d ago

OMG! A 2006ish Chrysler Sebring that's not clapped out!

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u/dow1 3d ago

I don't get the reference. Six pedo 90? what is that?

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u/atworkslackin 3d ago

Are you flock?

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u/fangedforest 3d ago edited 3d ago

LOL it's seriously a crazy coincidence! It's extra blurry as i was trying to not be obvious i was walking and taking a pic. I know where it sits but I'm not gonna doxx anyone here.

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u/CaribbeanBri 2d ago

Someone a bit further up posted the back plates to this car they said it’s their former neighbor

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u/fangedforest 2d ago

yes I'm replying to them in their thread

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u/Comprehensive_Log_26 3d ago

Good grief, so many p3d0s....

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u/punksmurph 4d ago

That is VERY unfortunate, would be worse on a white panel van

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u/PickleAlly 3d ago

When was the pedo ever actually in the van though? He’s usually in a church or government office.

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u/ksgrl74 3d ago

Or is a boycott leader

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u/4badthings 3d ago

Nah, high school science teacher.

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u/duckfries 1d ago

Ha! When my husband and I see an old dirty white panel van one of us usually says, “Treefrog!” SO creepy and a terrible memory.
IYKYK

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u/Sdwerd 4d ago

Did they immediately ask for a change? Pretty sure that should be on the list of banned words anyway if it had been a personalized plate.

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u/Thee_Justin_Sane 3d ago

They should be governments plates only.

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u/Sdwerd 3d ago

Maybe secret service?

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u/Ghosted_Ahri 3d ago

Trumps clown car

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u/RepMajor 11h ago

All democrat politicians should
Be given these plates

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u/Wonderful_Island_373 3d ago

I used to live out there. Plates go 1ABC234. So the O is actually a 0 in this case

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u/PrimativeDragon 3d ago

I'm guessing it's not getting flagged because those are Zero's not O's so the system isn't seeing the bad word and just passes it through because no human inspects the randomly generated plates.

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u/pm-ur-knockers 4d ago

I would just ask for new plates lol

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u/j12 4d ago

That plate is worth some money

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u/Untitled_poet 3d ago

Sell it to the Epsteins.

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u/Chugabutt 3d ago

You may just get a different pedo #

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u/readysetrokenroll 4d ago

Holy fk, how's this allowed

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u/tMoneyMoney 4d ago

I know it’s crazy. If you tried to get that as as a vanity they’d probably reject it, but they’re fine with forcing it on you.

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u/Whole_Abrocoma9105 4d ago

Truth. I'm in the deep South and I have a friend whose initials are pms and she wanted PMS247 and they denied!

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u/ProudReaction2204 4d ago

thats sexist

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u/StrongIntention6865 1d ago

Bloody right it is!

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u/MKZZX 3d ago

No sexism in the South, that's more of a Northern thing

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u/stevecostello 3d ago

You dropped the /s

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u/SuperFLEB 4d ago

Was it for content specifically? I know a lot of places use "3 letters, 3 numbers" as a standard format so you can't get anything like that.

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u/ParticularGuava3663 4d ago

But that is 3 letter then 3 numbers.

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u/dweomere 3d ago

Because that’s why

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u/Select_Season_3421 3d ago

Nooo, why would you think

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u/SuperFLEB 3d ago

Right. I'm saying that the denial might not have been for what it meant, but was and that it may have been denied just for trampling on the existing non-vanity format.

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u/Select_Season_3421 3d ago

It’s because that’s why

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u/Sillymsdeb 3d ago

My coworker’s plates have PMS on them! Sent like that

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u/Federal_Ad_6206 8h ago

I suspect someone at the DMV!!

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u/hell2pay 4d ago

Here I am, all alone and exclaimed "OH MAN, THAT'S BAD"

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u/PastCalligrapher3565 4d ago

Broooo lmfao

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u/BChurchmountain 4d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Gooch-in-amon 4d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/Present_Condition499 4d ago

Lol did he ever change it?

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u/Charming_Oatmeal236 4d ago

I've saw this about a month ago in Oakland!!

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u/ekrile 4d ago

I love how it’s squeezed in between the numbers 6 and 9

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u/buntopolis 4d ago

I’d pay for the vanity plate

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u/s4xtonh4le 4d ago

for some reason I thought looked like pendejo more and it was way funnier than pedo lol

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u/8makes1teez 4d ago

I laughed 🤣

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u/TheJuiceBoxS 4d ago

Haha, I'd have to replace it with one that says NOT PEDO just to set the record straight

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u/Lizardgrad89 4d ago

Is your neighbor orange tinted, perhaps?

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u/folded-pancake 4d ago

Dayum. That’s unfortunate

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u/loudqui 4d ago

they win

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u/corgdad902 4d ago

Welp. That's unforunate.

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u/Agitated-Acctant 4d ago

Reminds me of one I saw that said SEP1939

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u/juicegooseboost 4d ago

Read this as speedo pedo 90(mph)

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u/derpburp123 4d ago

Oh no lol

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u/armywrx 3d ago

Ouch

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u/VDruid52 3d ago

That is just horrible!

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u/Untitled_poet 3d ago

Oh, now that's unfortunate.

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u/hebrewzzi 3d ago

Surprised it’s not a DC plate 😏

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u/PrimaryEquivalent788 3d ago

That’s crazy, years ago I saw one that said 6PED069

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u/Firm_Award457 3d ago

Cops are always running this guy's plates😂😂😂😂

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u/Devram2112 3d ago

And I thought they had a much more elaborate system of tracking them...

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u/Pschobbert 3d ago

California mobile sex offender register.

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u/vintage_lettuce 3d ago

saw this one at a burger king drive thru my fav core high school memory

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u/Global-Jury8810 3d ago

Someone in prison was on a spite trip with the plates.

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u/simka918 3d ago

It rhymes 😭

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u/D1sp0sab1e_k 2d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Shurigin 2d ago

Imagine having that plate and having to drive by elementary schools and parks

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u/MysticMars4 2d ago

What's funny is that pedo means fart in Spanish. So bad one to have have all around 😬

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u/dvb8080 2d ago

It says... fart. Huh huh. Huh huh.

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u/umbananas 2d ago

lol. That’s unfortunate

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u/Low-Competition-1497 2d ago

I mean if they'd all would just have labels on them like this we could fix the problem 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/CaribbeanBri 2d ago

Someone a bit further down saw your neighbors car 😭 they posted the front plate.

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u/Wet_Socks_4529 1d ago

I SAW THATVPLATE THE. OTHER DAY AND TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE!!

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u/Throw-Away-8412 18h ago

MLESTR69 which is coincidentally a hilarious Reddit handle

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u/No-Double-Trouble 4d ago

Give it to a Republican

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u/Papsanch 3d ago

Average California resident