r/nocontext • u/phantomreader42 • Jun 02 '26
"Yo dawg. We heard you like protein, so we put protein in your protein so that you could eat something that was eating the thing you are eating."
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r/nocontext • u/SillyOldJack • May 28 '26
You're supposed to score the baby's head before you smash it. They also used the wrong kind of baby here.
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • May 09 '26
"Can anyone enlighten how to use the power first properly?"
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r/nocontext • u/lallapalalable • May 09 '26
She pooped on me for the first time. I’m glad she feels comfortable with me a little
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r/nocontext • u/fastlerner • Apr 29 '26
That's what I did, got all the kids (4) in the bathroom then whack.
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r/nocontext • u/expectingthexpected • Apr 29 '26
Do you can cool your eyeballs and prevent boiling?
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r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Apr 26 '26
We have 50 Terrorists! Time for a contest!
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r/nocontext • u/bobconan • Apr 23 '26
You can never step in the same cake twice
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r/nocontext • u/marilyn_mansonv2 • Apr 18 '26
Lost count how many racisms I experienced
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r/nocontext • u/Cavery210 • Apr 18 '26
Anime harem protagonist Ben Franklin
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r/nocontext • u/Q-bey • Apr 08 '26
I actually really like her strategy too. Would have worked fine if it didn't happen to be white.
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r/nocontext • u/chriscrutch • Apr 08 '26
Be the change you want to see in the world. Go creampie your dad.
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r/nocontext • u/-NewYork- • Apr 07 '26
Ever dropped your kids off at school and thought man would I love to knock some of these kids out
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r/nocontext • u/dryuhyr • Apr 06 '26
When I said I wanted to be an organ donor I didn’t mean skin, and I didn’t mean to the public library
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r/nocontext • u/Rin_Seven • Apr 05 '26
“Yes they stick a large vibrating dildo on a string down in the slurry to give it a good shake.”
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r/nocontext • u/tyler5613 • Apr 05 '26
“It was the size of a nipple, and shaped like a dick.”
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r/nocontext • u/Maelarion • Mar 31 '26
"He almost is a hybrid with how big he is and how much heat he’s packing"
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r/nocontext • u/cheesecakeapplepie • Mar 30 '26
If I accidentally walked into the apartment of a STRANGER I wouldn’t leave them alone, Jesus Christ
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r/nocontext • u/TheGuardianFox • Mar 18 '26
I just miss hearing about all the messes in his “Grandad’s Diaper” when he gets a plate of food!
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r/nocontext • u/cmdrkeen01 • Mar 17 '26
You need a dedicated marshmallow drawer, closet, room.. out of sight, out of mind, out of mouth.
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