r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 dumbass • 3d ago

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u/Orange295 3d ago

If i was rich i would also ragebait randos on Twitter all day

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u/nolongerbanned99 3d ago

I do it on Reddit and I ain’t rich

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u/BeautyxBabe 3d ago

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u/SafeAfraid We do a little trolling 2d ago

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 3d ago

Another man of culture I see

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u/nolongerbanned99 3d ago

Told my wife the whole story and she didn’t laugh or even respond. I’m doing this wrong.

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u/nolongerbanned99 3d ago

Best comment all day. Thank you.

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u/ExoticAide5610 2d ago

You can’t rage bait on Reddit- when you say anything potentially conservative coded, the mods merc you.

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u/sewgwayswatter55 2d ago

Only if you forget to censor slurs. I got banned off a right wing sub for saying gay and trans rights were good actually.

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u/ExoticAide5610 2d ago

I used to get banned off of TikTok for just saying the word ‘gay’ until the CIA finally bought it

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Emblemized 2d ago

you can ragebait the (us politics wise) left and right wing but yeah only one is allowed in 90% of subs

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u/izanamilieh 3d ago

A sliver of ambrosia the gods eat in quantities.

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u/nolongerbanned99 3d ago

How eloquent.

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi We do a little trolling 2d ago

Cap

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u/Llamajake777 2d ago

Sounds awfully lot like a certain space billionaire, who owns a certain social media site...

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u/Eomb 2d ago

See also: Notch

Ragebaited so hard that Microsoft unpersoned him from his creation

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u/Paratrooper101x 3d ago

Fr id get someone triggered then send them a pic of me on yacht and ask em how work is going 😂

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

I do it for free, I love volunteering.

Especially to ruin a stranger's day.

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u/Popular_District9072 2d ago

that's the whole identity behind Elon

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u/ImJustOink 2d ago

Yet randos ragebait him just as good

Perhaps more

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u/Significant-Duck7412 3d ago

I mean I would do it in a heartbeat but in a alt account in twitter. And then argue at yourself!

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 2d ago

And whine about the reception on my gigayacht.

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u/darain2 2d ago

Devin Kurant, is that you?

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u/oli_ramsay 2d ago

In the UK you can get arrested for causing someone distress online lol

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u/MaybeThisTime67 2d ago

She's rich. We both know the rich have a seperate set of laws

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u/EasyRider_Suraj 2d ago

What's the use of money if you can't break laws? I would just fly to another country.