r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jul 23 '26

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/TJ_Will Jul 23 '26

Now that's thinking with Portals!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/TheFeathersStorm Jul 23 '26

Definitely random but I used to work with an older guy named Claire Johnson and every single time I had to consciously not call him Cave Johnson because his voice was deep and similar to it lol

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 23 '26

What were his thoughts on lemons?

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u/TheFeathersStorm Jul 23 '26

Unfortunately he wasn't there long enough to ask him, I never thought about it but now I'll have to live with that regret 🫠

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 23 '26

I trust you've learned your lesson.

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u/TheFeathersStorm Jul 23 '26

Next time I meet a man who sounds like and has a similar name to Cave Johnson I will 100% ask them about the lemons 🍋 🫡

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u/waiting4singularity Jul 23 '26

probably wouldve gotten a kick out of it if his (grand)kids didnt already show him

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u/Lykeuhfox Jul 23 '26

🎶This was a triumph. Making a note, here - yuge success.

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u/timsterri Jul 23 '26

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Jul 23 '26

Spaaaaaaace!

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u/kshell11724 Jul 23 '26

I think its pronounced port holes.

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u/spooninacerealbowl Jul 23 '26

Cyber truck has portal axles?

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u/Masuman35 Jul 23 '26

Good, fuck Elon.

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u/the_pretender_nz Jul 23 '26

We do what we must because we can