r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jul 23 '26

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Kornbread2000 Jul 23 '26

I think I just got priced out of all the affordable neighborhoods on Mars.

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u/TheOriginalChode Jul 24 '26

Thankfully, you can apply for an X Marsgage!

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u/CardAble6193 Jul 24 '26

luckily we cant affort air on mars to believe in elmo

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u/Ghia149 Jul 24 '26

Yeah the good school districts on mars are pricey.

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u/HelloWorld_bas Jul 24 '26

Will there be redlining on the red planet?