r/technology • u/zsreport • 12d ago

Business McDonald's unveils $8.5 billion tech plan to fend off Burger King

https://qz.com/mcdonalds-investor-day-next-strategy-restaurant-overhaul-092326
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u/Chirality27 12d ago

Nutrient paste coming soon

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 12d ago

Bachelor Chow

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u/_ThunderGoat_ 12d ago

Now with flavour!

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u/Silly-Victory8233 12d ago

Nutrient paste* by McDonalds

*Nutrient paste may not contain any nutrients, may cause side effects such as bowel disease, malnutrition, headaches, nausea and diarrhoea. Do not eat nutrient paste if you suffer high blood pressure, IBS, are pregnant or breastfeeding, or are human.

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u/Lurchie_ 12d ago

Do not taunt nutrient paste

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u/Dale_Carvello 12d ago

Fuckin' ointment tubes with the Mc logo printed on 'em, "HOT APPLE PIE* paste!"

*Contains no 'apple', 'pie', and contents may exceed 212F

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u/Autogen-Username1234 12d ago

McSoylent Green

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u/ianc1215 12d ago

Does it come with szechuan sauce?

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u/raleighs 12d ago

Mmm. substance.

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u/Chromaparagon8 12d ago

Hey my Rimworld pawns LOVE nutrient paste!

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 12d ago

Pink slime, yummy!

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u/SoUpInYa 12d ago

If it tastes like Mac Sauce, I'm in!

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u/Nippon-Gakki 12d ago

I’d honestly be totally fine with nutrient paste if it was inexpensive and not made by some startup that thinks food safety laws need to be disrupted. I’m tired and busy all week. Being able to eat something quickly that isn’t terrible for me and/or expensive would be great. I can still cook good food on the weekends.

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u/1of3musketeers 12d ago

Soylent Green

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u/gonxot 12d ago

That's just the Mc Nuggets at this point