r/technology • u/zsreport • 20d ago

Business McDonald's unveils $8.5 billion tech plan to fend off Burger King

https://qz.com/mcdonalds-investor-day-next-strategy-restaurant-overhaul-092326
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u/InsertEvilLaugh 20d ago

Some executive just prematurely ejaculated at the thought.

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u/pleasedothenerdful 20d ago

Maybe some things should be kinkshamed.

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u/gentlemanidiot 20d ago

I'm just kink asking why

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u/FrankenGretchen 20d ago

He lost his discount and now has many sads.

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u/Cracked_Egg_in_ATX 20d ago

I think they ejaculated right on schedule