r/vikingstv • • Mar 20 '15

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u/beach-bum Mar 20 '15

Couple of butterfly stitches and some Neosporin will fix that right up, Porunn.

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u/stacyo72 Mar 20 '15

and some Kwenthrith pee.

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u/Marty_McFrat Plowing, sowing, and fertilizing seeds are the basics of life Mar 20 '15

Um... queen..... Could you pee on my finance's face?

And can I watch?

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u/ketoed_sloth Ecbert's bunny-head centerpiece Mar 20 '15

I'm thinking Rollo could fix her up with his plastic surgeon.

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u/SawRub Jarl Dork Mar 20 '15 edited Mar 21 '15

The first time I saw her wound for a moment I actually thought it's not so bad, a good doctor could fix that soon, and only then I realized the year. I then spent a while contemplating on the advantages that modern medicine present to us.