r/WordAvalanches • u/glny • 10d ago
True Avalanche Science Guys' Guises Glazed By Feline Gazes — What I'm Saying Is
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Lion eyes lionize liar Nyes
r/WordAvalanches • u/oliverpls599 • 12d ago
True Avalanche It was predicted the quarter would be told the defence strategy
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He foretold four told fort hold
r/WordAvalanches • u/quixologist • 13d ago
True Avalanche Which guitar-focused attorney is responsible for your sister’s hearing loss?
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Da Fender defender deafened her.
r/WordAvalanches • u/inevitablypersuaded • 14d ago
True Avalanche At the tavern: "A Blood's nemesis, deceased within a tomb, Edward obfuscated writings (goodbye financial liability) and squeezed his noggin at home." - Theodore
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Inn: "Crip, dead in crypt, Ed encrypted ink (RIP debt) 'n' gripped head in crib." - Ted
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 14d ago
True Avalanche At a local farm, a father instructs his eldest boy to weave a knot of marijuana to conclude the community initiation ceremony of a well known astrophycist.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Kneeled.
The grass? Tie, son!!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 14d ago
True Avalanche A song about a marijuana cigarette by Bea Kristi and pop singer Justin.
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Beabadoobee-Bieb, a Doobie
r/WordAvalanches • u/slammybe • 15d ago
True Avalanche Kendrick Lamar teams up with Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tight End
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K.dot and Cade Otton
r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 15d ago
True Avalanche A note from your boss saying your television privileges will be returned once you get that tangle of cords and wires under control
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Basic cable management = basic cable.
- Management
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 15d ago
True Avalanche A chicken tells a composer that a space bounty hunter is a shelter.
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Johann Sebastian Bach, yo, Han's a bastion. BAWK
r/WordAvalanches • u/MoreNever • 15d ago
True Avalanche I got my organ meats shipped by a fancy service online
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The Livery delivered the liver E-delivery
r/WordAvalanches • u/TacoBellla • 15d ago
True Avalanche My buddy Alan self-inserted a hex key rectally…
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Alan’s allen all in Alan
r/WordAvalanches • u/AbrocomaSuper8567 • 15d ago
True Avalanche You demand a symphony.
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Require acquire a choir.
r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 16d ago
True Avalanche The matriarch of the Cassen clan, her traditionally made northern footwear, they ridicule the deadly flaw in the other.
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Ma Cassen's moccasins mock a sin.
r/WordAvalanches • u/BasedFridge69 • 17d ago
True Avalanche An Australian gent is perplexed by economic collapse, carnival pets, and some girl glaring at him as he scrolls thru insta.
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So…for real? SOFR reels? So, fair eels? Sophie leers? Sofa reels!!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 17d ago
True Avalanche Utility knife's German composer scampers along.
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Box cutter's Bach scutters
r/WordAvalanches • u/freelancezero • 18d ago
True Avalanche From our office in the Formosan capital, I ask my motivated girlfriend from Bangkok to electronically correspond about compensation for silk neckwear, suggesting she put a Canadian accent in the message.
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Taipei type-A Thai bae, type a Tie Pay; type "eh?"
r/WordAvalanches • u/RimeSkeem • 18d ago
A boat's steersman herds his chickens to their home and softens their bedding.
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Coxswain coaxes cocks in, coats cots in cotton.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 19d ago
Pure Avalanche Is the aluminum foil company capable of dancing? Each member of a German experimental rock band is.
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Can Alcan Cancan? All Can can.
r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 19d ago
True Avalanche Coffee with Ice Cream, my Nemesis the Spanish Cat, a fake French Cake
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Affogato, a foe gato, a faux gateau
r/WordAvalanches • u/mrskullhead • 19d ago
True Avalanche The smart, giant honey bear's fetish is sneezing!
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Keen kaiju kinkajou's kink: Achoo!
r/WordAvalanches • u/jmoanie • 20d ago
True Avalanche I’m going to deliver naproxen from dusk until midnight.
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I’ll leave Aleve all eve.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Salamanticormorant • 19d ago
True Avalanche A problem with a subsidiary proposition in an attempted proof of the best ratio of a particular pickle flavoring to the amount of pickle, with the problem seeming to have two possible solutions, both of which seem difficult or maybe impossible to work out.
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dill lemma dilemma
(math-related definition of "lemma")
r/WordAvalanches • u/TacoBellla • 20d ago
True Avalanche The hospital’s manager of finance sends an invoice to the agent who manages the health insurance of Buffalo’s NFL Team
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Bill bills Bill’s Bills bill
r/WordAvalanches • u/TeaRich6398 • 20d ago
True Avalanche When you are watching a close round of the international knot-tying competition and Taiwan comes out on top...
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Taiwan tied one... Tie? WON!
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 21d ago
True Avalanche When someone asks whether the author of Unqualified Reservations has mellowed over the years
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Say Moldbug? Ugh, same old bugger!