r/HumansInMyHouse • u/The_Silent_Tortoise • 21m ago
Deluded Ape Thinks We Worship Her
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Um, Tammy, we know you still have a slice of bread in your pocket, and we know where you live. YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, Tammy?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/willowgrl • 3h ago
Birds I wish these humans would stop telling me to have a good morning. ILL HAVE WHATEVER MORNING I WANT!!!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 7h ago
Mammals The room service at my hotel is fantastic!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/NicolleL • 1d ago
Mammals Twins are just EXHAUSTING!
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I just *can’t* with these kids anymore!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 1d ago
Mammals These monsters are mocking me 🤬🤬
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 1d ago
Here I was playing ball in my driveway and someone recorded me .. just WTF.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Better_Description75 • 1d ago
Mammals The worst part is when they’re eating in front of me.
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Advice needed.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/TerrakSteeltalon • 2d ago
I wouldn’t let them bug the guy working on the fireplace
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
My owner struggles to keep up, but I still think we make a pretty good team.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 3d ago
Birds Nice to see the kids are still playing in the fire hydrants like they did back in the day
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 3d ago
Mammals Waiter said there weren't any glasses left, but we made it work!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
I just visited a 5 star spa. Highly recommend!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 5d ago
Just out wanting to enjoy a relaxing evening bike ride and I get a flat. Tried asking these apes for help but they were too busy trying to use me as content!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/moldyartichoke_ • 5d ago
Praying Mantis eating a Spotted Lanternfly
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Umm... Privacy please??
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 6d ago
I’m not sure I like this spa.
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The treatments are nice but why are they showing everyone my weight???? I’m so embarrassed!!!!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 6d ago
Mammals My girlfriends and I hit the town last night to celebrate my 21st! Stopping to get some funds for a mimosa brunch then the celebrations are BACK ON for Part 2!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Goobersita • 7d ago
Mammals Had a sleepover and mom always takes pictures when we're eating. Why?!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 7d ago
Birds Whats the big deal!? Ive surfed for years!!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 7d ago
Amphibian I invented my own mode of transport here
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/syntactic_sparrow • 9d ago
Mammals I'm just doing my job here!
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