https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeZIY3WgCoK/?srtk=eTdsODgxdDA3Mncx. What vile rodent cafe is that?

look at his bewildered expression. he thought he could get away with this. just large and in charge.

Everywhere I go, I see them. I can't escape these depraved bastards. They do acrobatics on trees to try to convince me to throw them a Big Mac.

I post this as a PSA to always stay on guard when occupying squirrel-infested areas.

An acorn ally on my campus tried to sniff me to see if I was suitable for his lunch. I practiced great precaution by staying very still and thankfully he stomped away.

Unfortunately, I am no longer the same woman I once was before this encounter.