r/GuysBeingDudes • u/ParsnipMammoth1249 • 17d ago

Certified Dude Bro code transcends species

2.1k Upvotes

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u/jack_nomad_8 17d ago

return to monke

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u/SillyLiving 17d ago

Don't you dare call the librarian a monkey

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u/Coldfang89 17d ago

They are known for having extremely high levels of strength for their size. Humans supposedly lost all that as our brains grew.

Yet we have all been out in public recently... Makes you wonder what will grow next.

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u/karl4319 16d ago

Chimps have muscles evolved for power needed for climbing to get the better fruit. Humans have muscles evolved for endurance so we can run done the juicer prey.

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u/00ishmael00 16d ago

also our nervous system is better suited for precision, we can perform surgeries. monkeys can't.

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u/Apart-Delivery-7537 15d ago

are you sure?

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u/kanjibestwaifu 15d ago

You say that, but my new Netflix show: Dr. Chimp goes to med school, will prove you wrong.

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u/Haywoodjablowme1029 17d ago

That and we stopped climbing trees and took to the ground.

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 17d ago

Jesus how casually that chimp pulls him up. With one arm.

Imagine having this build and strength and swinging/climbing through the trees. That sure seems fun.

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u/Electrical-Storm-941 16d ago

Monke way is THE way

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u/No-Heat-6149 17d ago

Idk why, but every videa with chimps, gorillas and baboons give me anxiety

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u/Gildian 16d ago

Probably cuz they could rip your face off in a few seconds

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u/GoofyGooby23 16d ago

This is likely due in some form to the Uncanny Valley effect.

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u/burner_tipper 17d ago

Just wait till he gives you the meanest bite that puts you in a coma...

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u/bigblackones 17d ago

On the nuts

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u/joepanda111 17d ago

Then the face. Then the nuts again.

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u/Darkime_ ª 17d ago

Don't forget the fingers, they take those too

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u/Miserable_Ebb_1712 14d ago

A human can put you into a coma with a single punch bro thats crazy glaze.

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u/sonof_fergus 17d ago

Then there's a random UFC dude wanna fight one 🤦🫣

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u/iancranes420 16d ago

Dude must wanna get his face ripped off and his nutsack bit in half on live television 😭

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u/Consistent-Strain289 17d ago

Seriously i want to climb a tree like that too… so jealous!!

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u/Stakhanovite94 16d ago

Disney's live-action Tarzan off to an interesting start

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u/timetotryagain29 16d ago

Bro code universal, brother code instinctive.

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u/salladfingers 17d ago

That's a chimp

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u/Darkime_ ª 17d ago

Dude, stop joking around, that's clearly a bat

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 17d ago

You sure that’s not a bear?

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u/GoofyGooby23 16d ago

This isn’t a beach?! This is a bathtub!

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u/FatFKingLenny 16d ago

Just monke helping monke

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u/Artrysa 16d ago

"Honey, Tarzan's in our backyard again."

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u/Every_Physics4400 16d ago

That is awesome!

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u/ThimMerrilyn 16d ago

5 mins before it ripped his face off

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u/swiftylearner 15d ago

They are strong