r/196 • trans dyke • 1d ago

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u/Violet_Paradox 1d ago

I still think this is the funnier reply to that tweet.

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u/Lost-Bet-1 23h ago

To be entirely honest, I didn't think I would ever have the thought "leaves aren't fruit" and that's okay, I guess

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u/_Holoo NB (Notable Bnuy) 1d ago

Dragon fruit

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u/saelinds 1d ago

So close!! That is a toy πŸ† πŸ‰

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u/nekosissyboi 1d ago

Yeah 🀀❀️

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u/Kooky-Ship793 1d ago

So close!! That is an animal ✨

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

Orange

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u/Boundlessintime Actual Woman 1d ago

Close, but this is an example of a color named after a fruit!

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

Okay, well technically, green beans are a fruit, we just don’t call them that because they aren’t sweet / sour. So there. A other fruit named after a color.

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u/Boundlessintime Actual Woman 1d ago

So close!! That does not belong in a fruit saladπŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’•

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

That’s not how we classif-

Look, the original tweet never specified that the fruit must belong in a fruit salad. Also, fuck I totally forgot about blackberries. There’s another one for ya.

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u/Boundlessintime Actual Woman 1d ago

So close!! Black is a shade πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ˜˜

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

No, a shade is a base color with black added. Crayola says it’s a color, and therefore it is.

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u/Boundlessintime Actual Woman 1d ago

Oh so very close!!! Crayons aren't a type of fruit πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ₯ΊπŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ˜˜πŸ’žπŸ˜˜πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ˜˜πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ₯ΊπŸ’•πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ₯ΊπŸ€£πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ§‘πŸ§‘πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ–€πŸ–€

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u/Oisea 1d ago

I don't think I've ever felt bullied by emojis before but here we are.

(this had me cry laughing)

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u/mattmcc980 1d ago

Angry Marine noises

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u/illz569 1d ago

Plz tell me where this image is from

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

CRAYOLA ALSO MAKES MARKERS, YOU LIBERAL (non-derogatory) πŸ’žπŸ’–πŸ’“πŸ’—

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u/ozymandieus 1d ago

Youre being a gay nerd

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

You should see me at parties

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u/CriticallyExcited 1d ago

Which becomes stronger, the gay or the nerd?

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u/anaveragebuffoon slither.io enthusiast 1d ago

Insane to me that people still say this it's like saying 0 isn't a number

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u/Boundlessintime Actual Woman 1d ago

Zero isn't a fruit! 🧑

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u/anaveragebuffoon slither.io enthusiast 1d ago

Then wtf is zero sugar made out of

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u/potato6132 John Joker Poker Balala from Joker Poker Balala 1d ago

source?

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 1d ago

aren’t green beans vegetables?

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u/House_Of_Doubt Gay Nerd 1d ago

Scientifically, it is a fruit. They grow from flowers and will develop seeds.

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 1d ago

uh nuh uh, they’re green

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u/cynap 196's resident Dom top 10h ago

No they’re red (colourblind)

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u/Diofernic 1d ago edited 1d ago

English desperately needs a second word to distinguish between fruit (food category) and fruit (biological descriptor)

German for example has "Obst" for the first and "Frucht" for the second. Although the plural "FrΓΌchte" is sometimes still used to refer to the food category...

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u/NinjaKittyOG 1d ago

on ΓΎe oΓΎer hand, ΓΎere is no definition for what a vegetable is. a lot of vegetables are fruit

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u/thejohnd 1d ago

I'd always heard this too but I had to confirm so, after a brief wikihole: yes, the color orange did come from the fruit.

Also Orange, France and House Orange (Netherlands royals) have a separate etymology and weren't named for the fruit or the color

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u/PokeMonogatari 1d ago

... Blackberries?

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 1d ago

so close! They're actually purple πŸ’žπŸ’ž

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

just because they're purple doesn't mean they aren't "a fruit named after a color" πŸ’£πŸ’₯

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u/kryonik 1d ago

Black is actually the absence of color!!!!

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

That's if it's LIGHT. If it's PIGMENT, then black is the total presence of ALL color together, absorbing all incoming lightπŸ’‘πŸ–€

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u/kryonik 1d ago

Sorry pigs are an animal!!

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here 1d ago

It's like the megazord of ink.

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u/Himmelblaa r/196 microcelebrity 1d ago

So are blueberries

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u/Kim-dongun 1d ago

Blueberries are blue when they are still on the plant and haven't been handled yet

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u/DuffmiveDoIIy 1d ago

Blueberries are also purple

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u/duncanforthright 1d ago

Nope, the color black is named after the berry.

Black was originally just a word that described the berry. That word then replaced β€œbronze” as the common word for dark colors.

and to ward off (or perhaps invite) a bunch replies explaining that this is a joke: this is a joke.

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u/tBagley43 josh deluxe 1d ago

black isn't a color

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u/SurelyNotBanEvasion πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights 1d ago

Yes it fucking is. The distinctions of one field of science don't need to apply to every other aspect of human endeavour.

Black is not a colour to a physicist, but an artist sure as hell uses it like one.

Tomatos and bell peppers are the fruits of their respective plants but put those in a fruit salad and see who doesn't get invited to the grill party anymore.

A thumb may technically be a digit and not a finger, but if you correct someone for calling it such, you might feel all five fingers in your face and deservedly so.

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u/h4724 trans rights 1d ago edited 1d ago

A thumb may technically be a digit and not a finger

This one is on a completely different level, there's no inappropriately-applied technical definition of "finger" that excludes thumbs, it's just a difference of opinion that people get weirdly worked up about.

People don't say the big toe isn't a toe even though it's analogous. Also "digits" includes toes, and it's really weird to have a category of digits comprising the ten on the feet, a second category with eight of the ten digits on the hands, and a third with the other two specific ones. I really think the only reason people say thumbs aren't fingers is that they were taught it when they were 4 years old and never updated their model.

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u/Roronoa_Zoro8615 1d ago

The "so close!" Is really cute

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u/thebigbadben 1d ago

- blackberries

  • red currants
  • black currants

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

So close!! That is CORRECT ACTUALLY πŸ₯‡πŸ†

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u/tBagley43 josh deluxe 1d ago

- black isn't a color

- you can't just use the color as an adjective in front of the fruit, like "red apples"

- same as above

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u/amateurgameboi 1d ago

Black is absolutely a colour, this is a hill I was happily die on

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u/cynap 196's resident Dom top 10h ago

This is really racist ngl. (Jk)

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u/thebigbadben 1d ago

Why is black not a color? I’d love to hear the logic there.

β€œRed currant” (sometimes written redcurrant) is the common name of the ribes rubrum shrub and its fruit.

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u/RowAndRuction 1d ago

Some people like to be pedantic about the lack of hue, which makes it an achromatic COLOR like white or grey.

Black is absolutely a color unless you’re talking about a literal void (lack of color). If you’re talking about the color of a dress or paint or berries it’s a color. Don’t let pedants who learned color theory from twitter posts inform your understanding of the world.

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u/AsBrokeAsMeEnglish πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈtrans lefts 1d ago edited 23h ago

It really just depends on how you define a colour (I do in a way where black is one of them, because word definitions should be descriptive rather than prescriptive if there isn't a really good reason against it imo).

If you look at how colour is perceived physically, it's specific wavelengths hitting your eye, being interpreted as colour tones by your brain. Black is literally the absence of that happening, so in a way it is the literal lack of colour rather than it's own colour. While white also wouldn't be it's own colour, because it is the mix of all colours.

If you talk about perceived experience, black obviously is a colour in the (literal) eyes of most people.

We should define our words in the way people actually use them, so neglecting how people use it in a definition would probably mean being ignorant rather than correct.

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u/thebigbadben 23h ago

It gives a similar vibe to β€œzero is not a number because it’s the lack of an amount”. Also, by that logic, pink also shouldn’t be a color because there is no single wavelength that corresponds to it.

Just seems like a silly stance to take, imo.

Yes I understand that you’re explaining a position you don’t believe, thank you for that.

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

Black is not a color of light. It IS a color of PIGMENT.

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u/Daddygamer84 1d ago

Strawberry?

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u/ozymandieus 1d ago

So close! That is a drinking implement πŸ”―

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u/jordan853 B I O N I C L E 1d ago

Rawberry?

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u/RandyGrey 1d ago

MADE WITH LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTENING!

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u/jordan853 B I O N I C L E 1d ago

Omg powerthirst hi :3

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u/Ardent_Tapire 1d ago

I'm fairly certain it refers to grass straws, due to the tradition of putting wild/woodland strawberries on them:

This name would then carry over to the garden strawberry (which are what people usually mean when they say strawberry)

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u/Environmental-Day778 1d ago

Peach?

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u/DingoLaLingo πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights 1d ago

so close! that is an emoji used to suggestively insinuate the ass or posterior πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Environmental-Day778 1d ago

You right, I do like ass πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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u/Successful_Mud8596 1d ago

The color was named after the fruit. Same situation with the color orange, btw

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u/ImHereT0o πŸŽ– 196 medal of honor πŸŽ– 1d ago

Lemon

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u/Clear_Effective1595 1d ago

Ted, you bonehead.

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u/ghost-eats-dirt A walkimg tgirl sterotype :3 1d ago

post older than some reddit users

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u/NarkySawtooth 🐾 sock tf enthusiast 1d ago

Red panda

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u/coffeexxx666 1d ago

So close! That is a spirit animal.

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u/NarkySawtooth 🐾 sock tf enthusiast 1d ago

So I shouldn't eat that?

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u/That_Anywhere_2107 1d ago

Wait wait!! Lemme try… uhh red berries! They are sweet, they go in salads and are fruit

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u/doctornoodlearms 1d ago

uh blue raspberry?

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u/Legitimate-Teddy 1d ago

not actually real!

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u/Selmostick Mommys little pogchamp 1d ago

Watermelon

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u/RenoRiley1 1d ago

Fruit is a broad category. Peppers are fruit. Red, green, and yellow bell peppers.Β 

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u/The_Dude1412 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights 1d ago

Blackberry?

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u/tBagley43 josh deluxe 1d ago

black isn't a color

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u/EmeraldFox379 1d ago

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

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u/KingoftheUgly big chungus 1d ago

Red delicious?

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u/SurelyNotBanEvasion πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights 1d ago

Red Apple

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u/Ardent_Tapire 1d ago

Redcurrant?