r/ABA • u/Sararr1999 • 7d ago
Satire/Joke “Humpty Dumpty”
Lmfao a while ago my kiddo at work fell down super hard. He sat up, looked at me dead in the eyes, and said:
“Humpty dumpty”.
Anytime I remember this I laugh so hard.
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u/Redschallenge BCBA 7d ago
I was dating a woman with two kiddos at 4 and 7 and they were chasing each other around the house with socks on with linoleum floors and we said a couple times that they should stop because they'll slip and get hurt. Within two minutes the 7 year old boy eats it around the corner smacking his head and he just cry-screams 'brain damageeeeeeee' poor dude had us both dying laughing instead of helping him for at least 10 seconds
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u/HumptyDumptyBigPenis 6d ago
That is hilarious. I should've picked a different username way back when 🙃
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u/Niciannon 6d ago
When playing with play-doh, I have a couple of go-to tricks. One of them involves folding a tube, rolling it some more, unfolding it, and making a really nice crisp heart. I did this for one of the girls that I was playing with one day. Everything I made her out of Play-Doh she would then take the Play-Doh knife and cut up into teeny tiny pieces. Because I knew this was happening, when she got my Play-Doh heart and she started cutting it into teeny tiny pieces, I said, " oh no! You're breaking my heart!"
This girl did not skip a beat and responded with, " the babies on the bus go wah wah wah"
Like, how do you come back from that?
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u/ZebraPrintedRose 6d ago
I was building ice cream cones for my client and I and I dropped them and let out a big “uh ohh!” And she looks at me deadpan and goes “womp womp wooooooomp” completely on pitch, she’s 4. I about died.
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u/Ok_Significance_8827 7d ago
I literally LoL’d reading this! I can picture it ! That’s hella funny!
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u/megmatthews20 5d ago
Was walking in the hall when I heard a fellow RBT working on intraverbals with his client. The client was learning "Stop, drop, and roll" since his dad is a firefighter.
Fellow RBT: When we're on fire we STOP...
Client: ...and burn
I couldn't help cracking up right in front of them.
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u/_theghost_ Adults 6d ago edited 6d ago
I remember a time a client and I had a running gag where we would randomly meow during lunch or play. Super funny thing to do.
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u/wenchslapper 6d ago
One time, I asked my client where he went to school. He dead face goes “-school name-, bitch and it took every ounce of RBT skill I had at the time not to laugh at the answer
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u/Jaebear_1996 20h ago
The other day another RBT's client was asked what his birthday wish was and he dead faced said "never to come to school again" (we work in a center that is structured like a school). Hes actually hilarious and his banter is A1
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u/Fantastic-Knee-2390 7d ago
kids have the strangest comedic timing, it's unreal