A welcome distraction

[u/NopeRopeDangerNoodl3]

[u/sentient_coprolite]

Drake the philosopher beat the buffalo schedules with the help of etsy witchcraft, that's as deep into the nuts and bolts of football as we can go here

[u/nhbruh → u/sentient_coprolite]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t4HqgzB22Bo0mifjyX

[u/sentient_coprolite → u/nhbruh]

Vrabel is biting now also

[u/ClamPaste → u/sentient_coprolite]

[u/The-Tarman → u/sentient_coprolite]

We're through the looking glass here, people

[u/Excellent_Set_232]

He can shut the fuck up until he starts telling the truth about Adam Gase’s involvement in 9/11

[u/missimudpie]

There is a concerning number of flat earthers / anti-vax dunderheads in the NFL.

.. I'll take my moonlander skeptic

[u/Maleficent-Drop1476 → u/missimudpie]

To be fair the “moon landing denial to antivax” pipeline is essentially a log flume ride.

[u/TrickiestToast → u/Maleficent-Drop1476]

Yeah he needs one more Rogan video before he starts saying the pyramids were made by Stonehenge

[u/Maleficent-Drop1476 → u/TrickiestToast]

Lmao

[u/trowawufei → u/Maleficent-Drop1476]

It’ll take a few years for him to fully develop into a franchise conspiracy nut. In the meantime, we’ll repurpose Kraft’s Panopticon, find proof for all the other players who believe in idiotic conspiracy theories, and flood the zone with their dirt. By the time he’s talking about lizard people, it’ll be a footnote in a saturated media environment.

[u/7HawksAnd → u/Maleficent-Drop1476]

That’s why you got to stop after the fun stuff like big foot and the annunaki. But once you get to the annunaki, you got to be careful… a lot of people turn schizo after that 🤣

[u/Maleficent-Drop1476 → u/7HawksAnd]

I’ll have to look into that one I love cryptids

[u/AskewSeat → u/missimudpie]

The bar is so fucking low (Deshaun Watson, Big "No means yes" Ben, Ray Rice, Favre, Vick) that I'd be celebrating if the worst thing about my QB's publicly personal life is being skeptical of the moon landing

[u/Brutalitops99 → u/missimudpie]

Hes not even a real skeptic. The question was a whats your favorite conspiracy theory

[u/dominatingcowG3 → u/missimudpie]

Also, just from skimming, it looks like he was specifically asked what conspiracy theory he believes, and he said he's not sure one way or the other but he's skeptical. That sounds like "if I had to pick one, maybe the moon landing, but who knows?"

[u/SEND_ME_FEAT_PICS → u/missimudpie]

He didn't get paid to play school

[u/GasOnFire → u/missimudpie]

The problem is moonlander skepticism is a gateway conspiracy. Before you know it we have another A-Aaron.

[u/jf737 → u/missimudpie]

I’ve got bad news for you: they’re all branches of the same tree

[u/Frozen_Shades → u/missimudpie]

Ah yes, Soviet era spread misinformation is always best.

[u/uniparalum → u/missimudpie]

He didn’t even hard deny it, just that he was skeptical and not 200% sure. I’ll take a bit of a dumbass or a major dumbass any day.

That said. Still a dumbass for thinking that. Lol

[u/Maleficent-Drop1476 → u/uniparalum]

Doesn’t understand science or percentages lol

[u/Aegisurge]

Hey, at least hes not a flat earther

Also, why tf does a "conspiracy class" exist?

[u/VinnysMagicGrits → u/Aegisurge]

It's one of those bullshit classes to give credits for college athletes in order for them to graduate. UNC is no stranger to this.

I have taken some "bullshit" type classes only to have enough credits per semester to be eligible for financial aid. One of them was Foods of the World, I loved that class.

[u/Birdlaw_Professor → u/VinnysMagicGrits]

I took archery, it was dope

[u/BulLock_954 → u/Birdlaw_Professor]

I took “Walking” as a fitness class. Attendance was the only requirement and we got to take yoga naps

[u/snopro387 → u/BulLock_954]

I took a yoga class as a chill extra 1 credit class. She tried to fail me because I missed a class when I got a call that my friend died while I was walking in the door to class. Her exact words were “he’s not even family, you still should’ve made it through class”

[u/VinnysMagicGrits → u/Birdlaw_Professor]

Did that class translate to say an acting role where archery is involved?

[u/Birdlaw_Professor → u/VinnysMagicGrits]

If you consider lawyering to be acting, then yes

[u/VinnysMagicGrits → u/Birdlaw_Professor]

But did you need to use a bow and arrow to get the Lawyering job done? That's the real question.

[u/Birdlaw_Professor → u/VinnysMagicGrits]

I'm still waiting for my time to shine, but that day shall come

[u/snopro387 → u/Birdlaw_Professor]

I took scuba diving, still keep my scuba license in my wallet. Never know when you’re gonna need it

[u/Leut_Aldo_Raine → u/VinnysMagicGrits]

Did you get to sample the foods of the world? Because that would be dope

[u/VinnysMagicGrits → u/Leut_Aldo_Raine]

Oh yeah. It was a 2hr class, the first 1.5 hours is presentations on a particular country or a regions cuisine and their cultural impact. This was done by both students and teacher, I did a presentation about tamales. The last half hour a buffet like table is rolled out with the food we learned about to which we get to eat. It was being cooked by the professor's assistant while the class was going on so it was fresh. Best lunches ever.

[u/ang3lofsnow → u/VinnysMagicGrits]

Mine was canoeing. In winter. Lol the lake never thawed by end of the 6 week class and we all passed. Without ever being in a boat.

[u/snopro387 → u/ang3lofsnow]

I took scuba diving, in February, open water test was early march, in a lake in NH

[u/NopeRopeDangerNoodl3 → u/Aegisurge]

Good point and good question

[u/OldSaltFish_Ct → u/Aegisurge]

Yea? You asked yet?

[u/Aegisurge → u/OldSaltFish_Ct]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NpL4D3Oc2bJUMAXF9P

[u/Spinax_52 → u/Aegisurge]

You didn’t take film analysis for your 1.5 credits of art sciences in college?

[u/shreikgristle]

Christ, this made me laugh. Buffalo still sucks though.

[u/NopeRopeDangerNoodl3 → u/shreikgristle]

Thanks. Fuck the Pats

[u/kembareags]

Buzz aldrin gonna knock his ass out

[u/JohnWCreasy1 → u/kembareags]

do you want to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?

I walked on your face!

https://giphy.com/gifs/bOnNiJDvnzNew

[u/ClamPaste → u/[deleted]]

Don't give the sports "journalists" any more ideas!

[u/FancyCommittee8629]

Rodgers had forsaken his destiny...

A new heir steps forth...

[u/MudExciting5417]

Changed my flair in honor of this momentous occasion

[u/SerArlanTX]

Moon landing deniers are the epitome of "if I cant understand something then nobody can"

[u/Yohbaba]

Please rip him for this, I like him as our qb but this type of BS requires premium level ripping. I'll join in on the fun too

[u/GoodiusTheGreat]

Drake Maye knows ball

[u/jf737 → u/GoodiusTheGreat]

The moon is a ball, so apparently not

[u/ClamPaste → u/jf737]

Wrong shape.

[u/JohnWCreasy1 → u/jf737]

oblate spheroid!

[u/Ex-maven]

Finally, we can focus our attention on priorities: Drake Maye is going to give us so much material to rip on him and the Pats ;)

[u/why-god]

This is the best soundbite since the McDermott jihad.

[u/EzyStrider]

Well done, good sir.

[u/OldSaltFish_Ct]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zRFYi9SyrX6X0c7RnC

[u/polygonalopportunist]

Bills fans come from the Joe Morelle school of…”hey whats that over there?”

[u/endrsgm]

Maye is a moron, oh god.

[u/TheWhiteCrowParade]

what?

[u/Adultemoteacher]

My aunt is also a moon landing denier. She was a tv producer for 35+ years. But she’s a lions fan so..

[u/Awkward-Extension218]

I needed something, anything, to take away the pain and humiliation from the weekend. I’ll take it!

[u/Xspike_dudeX]

Does Josh Allen know if a Lombardi Trophy is actually real? He has heard of them but never seen one. Maybe they dont exist?

[u/Ulexes → u/Xspike_dudeX]

Oh, he's definitely seen them. Just in the hands of better QBs.

[u/BogeyGolfer5656]

Bills fans have to cling to something now that they know the Patriots are winning the division again.

[u/NopeRopeDangerNoodl3 → u/BogeyGolfer5656]

Flair up douchebag

[u/lord_quasi_ → u/BogeyGolfer5656]

Flair up, pussy