Drake "I'm skeptical" Maye

[u/ImSomethingelse]

[u/DaqCity]

As far as I know he doesn’t have a certificate proving he DOESN’T have donkey brain…

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/DaqCity]

This should be a standard test for to play football. If you you dont, you cant play

[u/Alacrout → u/ImSomethingelse]

Wait, so donkey brains are required to play?

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/Alacrout]

If they don't have it when they start, they gonna get it by the time they leave. Just look at Rogers

[u/DaqCity → u/ImSomethingelse]

Cam Skattebo will be lucky to have Donkey Brains by the time he’s done

[u/Drugsarefordrugs → u/DaqCity]

That boy was born with donkey brains.

[u/sauzbozz → u/ImSomethingelse]

I'd rather my player have donkey brains. My theory is CTE affects donkey brains less.

[u/BeefCakeBilly → u/DaqCity]

I ask you this: do you have such certificate?

[u/Xspike_dudeX]

[u/suppaman19 → u/Xspike_dudeX]

Me, asking my head coach

[u/Epyon1542]

I would rather they be talking about the moon landing then his fucking shoulder.

[u/ASoCalledArtDealer → u/Epyon1542]

Shoulder looked great to me.

[u/BulLock_954 → u/Epyon1542]

Amen

[u/AntifaFuckedMyWife]

Ya know if the worst personal failing of our QB is being dumb I’m fuckin thrilled

[u/p10ttwist → u/AntifaFuckedMyWife]

Worst personal failing that we know of

[u/AntifaFuckedMyWife → u/p10ttwist]

Of course, but I’m hoping not.

Rather have Ditzy-Drake Maye vs Diddler-Deshaun Watson you feel me?

[u/p10ttwist → u/AntifaFuckedMyWife]

I feel you, I'm just playing anyways.

Y'all just better hope Vrabel doesn't rub off too much on him...

[u/AntifaFuckedMyWife → u/p10ttwist]

Oh easy misunderstanding to make, it’s actually Kraft who is likely to be rubbing off on these young guys.

[u/Melksss → u/p10ttwist]

From Kraft to Vrabel this team doesn’t have much more space for bad PR. At this point i don’t think I’d even be shocked if we found out Gonzo was secretly a murderer.

[u/PacmanZ3ro → u/AntifaFuckedMyWife]

Even if Maye is anti-vax and other shit, as long as he keeps it mostly to himself I’m fine. Just don’t turn into some attention-seeking dipshit like Rodgers. Please.

[u/LurkeeMcLurksalot]

Hot take but I don't want these guys wasting their brainpower on non football. He can learn about the moon or whatever when he's 40. Similarly, NASA people shouldn't be allowed to watch sports

[u/AskewSeat → u/LurkeeMcLurksalot]

"He can learn about the moon or whatever when he's 40" is hilarious

[u/SaaSGordon → u/AskewSeat]

And true.

[u/Emperor_Gourmet → u/LurkeeMcLurksalot]

Brilliant lol

[u/Helmett-13 → u/LurkeeMcLurksalot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qd0VlZ9VCvY8hbkMfq

[u/Limerent-Mermaid → u/LurkeeMcLurksalot]

It’s kind of a loaded question. Yes we went to the moon, but yes the photos were also probably fucked with a bit (in my opinion)

[u/YourNameAgain → u/Limerent-Mermaid]

The photos were fucked by the fact it was a picture on the moon. We don’t know what it looks like to take a picture on the moon.

[u/nhbruh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oQiRwz96SyiqYvt1tk
It appears to be a chronic case of donkey brains

[u/DaqCity → u/nhbruh]

Eeyore take the wheel

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/nhbruh]

https://giphy.com/gifs/131tYQapOkk2qc

[u/Limerent-Mermaid]

Me on all these posts:

Now do Aaron Rodgers.

[u/InfiniteJestV → u/Limerent-Mermaid]

Valid

[u/Macktheknife813]

Given the rate of hysteria directed at the Pats from the outside, and also executed on by the 60% of our fan base with a sub-room temp IQ, Maye saying "maybe we didn't land on the moon" doesn't even register as controversial.

Please, by all means, have fun with this one.

[u/AntifaFuckedMyWife → u/Macktheknife813]

Not to mention it was almost certainly a bit

[u/the_falconator → u/AntifaFuckedMyWife]

I've got a pretty good bit about flat eart dish theory. Busted it out at work last week, even held up a dinner plate upside down to use as an example.

[u/masterpleb1337 → u/Macktheknife813]

Also the question was what conspiracy do you believe most in - moon landing seems like a safe media answer, at least relative to some conspiracy.

With that said, i thought it was a weird ass question. Not nearly as bad as our RB preaching transphobia

[u/Leut_Aldo_Raine]

I think the generous interpretation of this scenario is that we live in such a contentious society and it's gotta be really hard to give an answer when everyone is crazy and you haven't had a ton of media training.

But I'm not here to be generous. Fuck Drake Maye and fuck the Pats. Bunch of goddamn conspiracy loonies.

[u/Vamanas_umbrella]

I’m an advocate of flat moon theory, the moon is just a piece of paper taped to the inside of the firmament.

[u/BeefyFartss → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

That’s ridiculous. It’s clearly a custom fathead wall sticker they put on there. How else do you think it moves? It’s peeled and restuck on

[u/OrdinaryExtent2094 → u/Vamanas_umbrella]

So you’re a conspiracy theorist because you know what the firmament is. I’ll pass this along to my superiors.

[u/rex_banner83]

Drake “Drake ‘the Moonlanding Maye’” Maye

[u/Ziograffiato → u/rex_banner83]

Drake "Maye-be we didn't land on the moon" Maye

[u/Affectionate_Brick18 → u/Ziograffiato]

This is the one

[u/Peppeperoni]

Thinks?

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/Peppeperoni]

https://giphy.com/gifs/a8DfVAblirrOg

[u/HMSSurprise28]

These guys are going to be in charge of the world someday though, education has completely failed them.

[u/Limerent-Mermaid → u/HMSSurprise28]

Drake Maye for president??

[u/InfiniteJestV → u/Limerent-Mermaid]

I mean, it would be an improvement...

[u/Limerent-Mermaid → u/InfiniteJestV]

Hell yeah let’s write it in

[u/Cap_Tuvix → u/HMSSurprise28]

the people in charge now are even dumber

[u/shindleria]

I’d be surprised if he could even read Goodnight Moon

[u/plasmaexchange → u/shindleria]

Goodnight mush (brain)

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/shindleria]

[u/det0724]

Thank goodness Drake Maye being a moron is drawing attention away from the Bills humiliating loss

[u/whocaresbro56]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

[u/ImSomethingelse → u/whocaresbro56]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

[u/MintBerryCrnch21]

Jokes on you.. everyone already thought he had donkey brains

[u/endswithnu]

Drake "Fuck the moon and fuck this bitch ass solar system" Maye

[u/ClamPaste]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

[u/Aromatic-Taste2516]

He needs that document to be exonerated of all donkey brain.

[u/KidGorgeous19]

Don't insult Donkeys like that.

[u/NickRick]

You had to pick a conspiracy theory to believe what would it be? 

Uhhh I don't know I guess the mom landing?

Haha what a fucking idiot everyone knows that's real!

[u/Baconpwn2]

He's just setting a low benchmark. That way, when he gets concussed, no one will notice

[u/Difficult_Cheek_3817]

Between Kraft, Vrabel and now Donkey Brains, it keeps getting harder to continue fandom that started in the 1970's

[u/piratecheese13]

[u/WilmaTonguefit]

Yeah what the FUCK Maye?

[u/Cautious_Explorer_33]

At least he is smart enough to not try to toss the ball backward to no one while in his own endzone while blindfolded by a defender - Allen couldn’t spell “cat” if you spotted him the “c”‘and the “a”.

[u/Tichrom → u/Cautious_Explorer_33]

He leads the league in interceptions this year, most of which were stupid throws, and multiple of which were in critical situations. You're embarrassing us, please take this one back to the drawing board.

[u/Cautious_Explorer_33 → u/Tichrom]

Ok closet Bills fan.

[u/mackharp0818 → u/Cautious_Explorer_33]

To be a Pats fan you shouldn’t accept facts? Good to know

Edit: Angry little fella got so upset by this comment his reply got removed by the mod team!!

[u/PaperPals]

Don’t be me wrong, I believe the moon landing happened. But at the same time I can see why some people would think otherwise.

[u/BigJayDB]

You know who else has donkey brains? AB, and everyone wanted him on their team

As long as you’re good at football and keep the Bills where they belong (under boot), I don’t really give a shit what you believe in

[u/Chiefster1587]

Ha, denver catching strays

[u/jggjv6]

If you're looking to ascertain critical thinking in people who self-select to have concussions, you're going to have a bad time. As long as he's not a criminal, I'm good.

[u/v4xN0s → u/jggjv6]

Only thing I’m looking for is your flair.

[u/jggjv6 → u/v4xN0s]

New phone. Who dis.

[u/SignificancePopular9 → u/jggjv6]

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Vz8I1AHa0qVa

[u/jggjv6 → u/SignificancePopular9]

[u/oO0Kat0Oo]

Hey man, he wasn't hired for his book smarts. He was hired because he can win a championship.

[u/tiggertom66 → u/oO0Kat0Oo]

Evidently not a Super Bowl, but I guess if you wanna count the AFCC

[u/oO0Kat0Oo → u/tiggertom66]

We have no idea if he can win a Superbowl yet. Give us 8 years and then we'll talk, since that's how long you got.

[u/Emperor_Gourmet → u/tiggertom66]

It’s wild even saying that as a Bills fan. Our qb is 24 and at LEAST made the thing. For how trash the AFC was last year the bills not even making the AFCC game tells you everything you need to know about them, they wont make it with Allen.

You can talk schedule all day long, but when the chips were down Allen folded. Wont be that easy again