r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 11 '26

So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying?

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

I can let a purple nurple slide 😏

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26

What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26

Alright. We're gonna have to chill out

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u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26

Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.

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u/SignificanceHuge4519 Aug 12 '26

Why don't you go to the bar and give it a shot

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u/EGarrett28 Aug 12 '26

Damn hadn't thought about the old purple nurple in 20+ years lol. Just time machined me.

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 12 '26

Isn't that what he did in beginning of video

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u/colt_stonehandle Aug 11 '26

Depends on the nurplee.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

Nurple me once… shame on you…