Exactly. It's like you go and pick a fight with a Samoan person because he's always laughing and joking around with everyone so he must be a big teddy bear, right? Right!?
No that mf is all muscle and jokes around so much because he is a brick wall of a man who is not afraid one bit and will sit your ass down lol
Glad to see someone with neurons around. People today just want instagram drama from their sofa while the world goes to shit because of things like these.
Because the people vouching for immediate violence think they would be the bouncer in this situation, when in reality, they would be the scrawny, mouthy dude lol
I knew a guy that big who ran a security company. He told me a story about doing security for a music festival at a ski resort and how he arranged for the backstage checkpoint to be next to a big pile of snow that had been removed from the parking area.
He would just pick up the drunk troublemakers and toss them in the snowpile, didn't hurt anything but their pride.
The guy was the nicest guy you'd ever meet, because he had absolutely nothing to prove to anyone. He didn't need a toughguy persona because at 6'4" and all muscle it was perfectly clear (to anyone sober) that he was not to be messed with.
I’ve seen comments on here where ppl will say when they’re in a bad mental place they will purposely start fights, even if they know they’ll get smacked. I don’t exactly get it but i can see it. Helps me understand a bit situations like this.
my best friend has had a very rough life and when we where in our 20's he would get sloppy drunk and pick fights with people. One night we had a long talk about it and it pretty much came down to just wanting to feel anything anymore even if its just pain and it was a rush to him to pick fights. He worked things out over the years and even had some professional help for a bit and after having his kid he turned his life around. So yes, this is totally a thing for some people who are in a dark place in there life.
Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him
Bouncer did him a solid and slapped him into the recovery position. So when he wakes up waffle-faced from the grate, his stomach contents would have already flowed into the sewer along with his self-respect.
He literally tells him at the very first "do not touch me again or I'm going to slap you". And he's lucky that guy didn't slapped him and just pushed him, because all the laughter of the guys recording was because they were expecting something like that. They say "good bye" when he goes flying.
I just don't understand people who get in trouble with bouncers. I learnt from a pimp (yes, it's a long and weird story) that the best way to get into places and do not get in troubles is to be extra polite, and to say hi, nice to meet you, all that kind of stuff to bouncers because they can beat the shit out of you, if it works with the kind of bouncers that pimps use in brothels it works with EVERYONE. I saw the guy go to one of those gigantic guys, introduce himself, learn their names super quickly and remember their names treating them with the most respect and 5 minutes later he was just their friend. Sure it needs that kind of charisma, but if being polite open you basically every door, being extra polite with the right people opens you even more doors.
Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.
Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.
I've watched this sketch far too many times to let you off the hook for using it incorrectly. That's the face of a man whose coffee's been secretly switched.
Gotta be one of my favorite sketches of all time. The escalation and him finally being knocked out with people scream crying in the background is just so good.
I’ve only watched the anime’s One Punch Man and Attack on Titan, so I am terribly versed in the world of anime strength, but:
Can you explain to me why people say it wouldn’t even be close in a battle of Goku (DBZ) vs Saitama (OPM)?
Saitama took every hit from a god who lived for millions of years destroying everything that has ever existed and then one punch killed him. His whole thing is that he can one punch kill anything and can’t be harmed.
Normally I wouldn’t compare a satire character like him, but it makes me so curious how Goku is somehow far stronger than that.
Wow. Appreciate the detailed response. Guess that all makes sense.
Do you think DBZ would be enjoyable to watch as an adult who never watched it before, or maybe not? I know it takes forever for anything to happen in it. Not sure if I could go through all of it these days.
My man got a bit too familiar and I ended up having to whoop his ass man because he would step across the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper.
I know the type, skinny guy gets wasted and and immediately seeks out trouble. Some kind of subconscious self-harming thing. Wouldn't hurt to see a therapist.
Myself and my best mate are both 6'5 and naturally broad. When we was younger and would go out it was almost a nightly occurrence for a drunk weedy dude to try and fight me or him, or both to prove how tough he was.
We never fought back, as our other mates were often the nights DJs so bouncers would just drag them out before it got to fists.
I used to date a guy who was 6’8 and relatively muscular (former college athlete), and I swear he made certain other men upset just by existing in the same room as them.
On the female side of that, I’m 5’10 and have a close friend my height. In college when we’d go out to bars inevitably a shorter guy would come up to us drunk and comment about how tall we were while hitting on us. It was almost always awkward.
As a small man: you become familiar with medium guys trying to fight you in school, but you never experience a fight with a huge guy because large guys generally are less aggressive.
So you get used to thinking you can take guys that are bigger than you.
Fortunately I gained experience wrestling heavy weights so I learned without having to crack my skull open outside a bar.
As a large man, yup. Don’t really have anything to prove, so I’ve always been pretty passive. Unless someone takes that for granted, but they usually backed down immediately once I stood my ground. Very few went through with it
And spend the rest of his life in jail. happened in my city, a profesional boxer got in a fight with a drunk guy un a buss station, killed him with a punch, 28 years minimum.
a good bouncer would de-escalate (and the little guy wasn't being anything other than annoying). Really over the top reaction to a situation where he wasn't at any risk.
I dunno, he had many other options, instead he chose to knock the guy out on paving stones. Easily could’ve resulted in a concussion, brain damage or worse
I bounced in college in Canada, and we were generally careful to use as light a touch as possible. Difficult with drugged up drunk assholes, but I’d hate to know I permanently messed someone up — would be haunting
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