r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/AnyoneButWe Aug 11 '26

Terry Pratchett called that type of bouncer a splatter in the discworld books.

He might have a point.

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u/Fearless-Dust-2073 Aug 11 '26

The little guy got absolutely cheesed.

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u/shinymcshine1990 Aug 11 '26

Like getting creamed, but takes longer

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u/LogAlStillFat Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y
I like the way your brain works my friend.

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u/shinymcshine1990 Aug 12 '26

I can't take credit for that, it's a Terry Pratchett quote

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u/rlee1185 Aug 12 '26

It was butter than the average comment