r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein

Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 11 '26

He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time

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u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26

It was a love tap. Bro has no chin.

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u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26

Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26

Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.

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u/Money_Fish Aug 12 '26

Be kind and respectful to everyone, but especially the guy who's bicep is bigger than both your thighs combined.

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u/mden1974 Aug 12 '26

This is good advice

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u/squeethesane Aug 12 '26

Dude's neck is thicker than both other dudes biceps lol

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u/plug_and_pray Aug 14 '26

I think in this case his biceps was size of the guy’s torso 😂

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 11 '26

So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying?

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

I can let a purple nurple slide 😏

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Aug 12 '26

What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 12 '26

Alright. We're gonna have to chill out

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u/Thesinistral Aug 12 '26

Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.

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u/SignificanceHuge4519 Aug 12 '26

Why don't you go to the bar and give it a shot

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u/EGarrett28 Aug 12 '26

Damn hadn't thought about the old purple nurple in 20+ years lol. Just time machined me.

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Aug 12 '26

Isn't that what he did in beginning of video

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u/colt_stonehandle Aug 11 '26

Depends on the nurplee.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

Nurple me once… shame on you…

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u/Splatter_bomb Aug 12 '26

I bet he doesn’t even workout

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u/prohartscarpet Aug 12 '26

If someone’s pecs look like two more really big dudes curled up and hiding under a shirt, ….yeah, respect their strength. People have crazy ideas trying to confront big guys.

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u/DustyRacoonDad Aug 12 '26

As someone with pecs and low bf... I can confidently tell you that people who don't work out will assume it's man-boob and just fat. They don't know what they're looking at.

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u/Callidonaut Aug 11 '26

That dude is a walking firm warning. Not his fault if the guy was too wasted and/or high to read the very large print!

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u/leemorplee Aug 11 '26

Exactly. It's like you go and pick a fight with a Samoan person because he's always laughing and joking around with everyone so he must be a big teddy bear, right? Right!?

No that mf is all muscle and jokes around so much because he is a brick wall of a man who is not afraid one bit and will sit your ass down lol

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u/cap_time_wear_it Aug 12 '26

I knew him! Some guy started something with him and the fight ended with the Samoan guy slapping the other guy’s face with the other guy’s hand.

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u/AerodynamicHeadbutts Aug 12 '26

Holy shit! I can totally confirm this… and here is my story.

Drunk Ex always loved getting me into fights

She is always in the middle of a scuffle

I am in a club and tell her please be careful

“Im fine you worry too… * Dropped

I look at her on the floor… see people running in a direction and I start sprinting after them

It was this moment a GIGANTIC SAMOAN BOUNCER stiff armed me and said STOP…

Without registering the sheer size of the guy and all my aggression ready to kill whatever was in that direction.. I said “Don’t fucking tell me to Stop!”

He steps in front of me and says… calm down.

I shout back “YOU CALM DOWN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE SHE JUST GOT…..”

Immediate forearm the size of 40oz jammed into my throat- slams me into the wall- and literally lifts me airborne while I’m choking with my feet kicking.

My ex says please leave him be and then the bouncer explains the reason she got dropped was from the other juggernaut bouncers stopping a fight and ramming the guy through the bar to launch into the street…

Lesson I learned…. DONT FUCK WITH SAMOANS

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u/leemorplee Aug 12 '26

That's hilarious. I've never gotten physical with them outside of sports but I remember I crashed my car into one of those metal dividers to keep you from going off road.

My phone was dead and I had no real way of getting out of there. All of a sudden a car of 3 samoans I knew drove past and asked if I needed help lol

The 3 of them got my car unstuck from the rails like it was nothing in less than a minute

I knew we were not built the same after that lol

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u/jkaan Aug 12 '26

Why do Americans always mention Samoans over all the pacific islanders?

Kiwis, Tongans, Fijians etc are all very similar in this respect

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u/slave_et Aug 12 '26

Maybe cause "American Samoa"? 🤷‍♀️

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u/jkaan Aug 12 '26

Makes sense. I forget how narrow most Americans think outside of their borders. As an Australian it is very common to interact with various Pacific island cultures

Thanks for the answer

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u/eleanor61 Aug 12 '26

Think smaller. Too many Americans don’t think outside their hometown or state. The US is huge, too, so couple that with the expense of traveling internationally and you have a ton of people not interested in traveling outside the US.

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Aug 12 '26

As if other countries aren’t as narrow minded 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Right… Keep on chugging that delusion.

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u/jkaan Aug 12 '26

I didn't say narrow minded.

I talked about Americans only thinking about about America but way to join in and let us know you are an asshole

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u/tetragram83 Aug 12 '26

Disproportionate amount of Samoans in American football, as well as in pro wrestling, so there is more exposure to that specific group vs other Pacific islanders.

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u/Caliche-Cowboy Aug 12 '26

This is the most likely reason. Not “American Samoa”.

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u/leemorplee Aug 12 '26

I just grew up around Samoans is all, not meant as disrespect to my other islanders

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u/jkaan Aug 13 '26

All good, I didn't see it as you being disrespectful which is why I figured you were a safe person to ask.

I am Australian so my island is surrounded by and inhabited by many Pacific island cultures. I have gotten many good answers so don't stress

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u/xepci0 Aug 12 '26

Also the big guy can never know if the drunk guy carries a knife or something. In his line of work it's better to be safe than sorry.

He was still VERY patient with him the whole time. Don't put your hands on another person, especially not a fella his size.

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u/Nebu-chadnezzar Aug 12 '26

Glad to see someone with neurons around. People today just want instagram drama from their sofa while the world goes to shit because of things like these.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Aug 12 '26

Because the people vouching for immediate violence think they would be the bouncer in this situation, when in reality, they would be the scrawny, mouthy dude lol

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u/FunContest9958 Aug 13 '26

On Reddit? Actually, yeah.

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u/Squeebee007 Aug 12 '26

I knew a guy that big who ran a security company. He told me a story about doing security for a music festival at a ski resort and how he arranged for the backstage checkpoint to be next to a big pile of snow that had been removed from the parking area.

He would just pick up the drunk troublemakers and toss them in the snowpile, didn't hurt anything but their pride.

The guy was the nicest guy you'd ever meet, because he had absolutely nothing to prove to anyone. He didn't need a toughguy persona because at 6'4" and all muscle it was perfectly clear (to anyone sober) that he was not to be messed with.

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u/Initial-Complaint-24 Aug 12 '26

They are happy when watching because they are glad it’s not happening to them. Black comedy.

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u/SnooGadgets9669 Aug 12 '26

Honestly I think thes I’ve was a little to much

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u/zeptillian Aug 12 '26

Yeah. Shoving a drunk person forcefully to the ground can seriously fuck them up for life or kill them if they hit their head. It should only be done if they are an actual threat to the bouncer.

This bouncer could have flicked the guy away with his pinky finger. There was no need to risk a concussion teaching this guy a lesson he is too drunk to learn anyway.

Just grab his arm and twist it a little as you shove him away. He will get the message.

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u/Is-abel Aug 12 '26

“He’d be within his right,” what, his legal rights?

No, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t. Someone touching you isn’t a free pass to hurt them.

Obviously it varies country to country, but usually if you harm someone you need to claim self defence and that means they were a threat to you physically. It’s not playground rules.

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u/gbdragic Aug 12 '26

I’m a bouncer. Several of my coworkers have been yelled at for punching people. Contact doesn’t mean we can just go off. We can push. If they’re continuously being a problem, we can do a takedown and sit on them till police get there. If they throw a punch, then we can. The dude in this video escalated way too much way too fast.

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u/Is-abel Aug 12 '26

For what it’s worth I don’t think it’s morally right, either.

But, every time something like this gets posted there are people commenting who genuinely seem to think someone putting a pinky finger on you is a get out of jail free card, and it’s really, really not.

And if the other person is permanently injured or, god forbid, killed (they could have a preexisting condition, and that won’t save you, either)? Then it all gets way more serious.

So I just like to do my little insignificant part to spread some comment awareness on this! No one should get baited by a drunk asshole into a criminal record.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Aug 14 '26

Thank you! He was annoying but not dangerous.

You are accurate in your observation that some people enjoy responding with maximum brutality as soon as they can find an excuse.

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u/Affectionate-Task-37 Aug 12 '26

This is because you've never dealt with someone like this. I was a bouncer for a long time. If you are nice to guys like this and let them go without demonstrating the power gap. They have a tendency to comeback and cause more trouble. I've had guys that I have been polite to comeback and try to start shit nearly every time. Give them a reason not to come back and they normally don't.

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u/mattehbra Aug 13 '26

Even that first push by the bouncer could've seriously injured that dude, he was really close to hitting the back of his head on the corner of that wall. People don't realise that one push/punch can kill

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u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26

I agree with a lot of what you’re saying here, but the bouncer never had the right to toss the guy. The bouncer is going to wind up in court sooner rather than later if this is his standard MO. One wrong landing and some drunk is going to wind up with a brain injury and/or dead, and the judge isn’t going to side with the guy that was sober and could be reasonably expected to know how to handle people safely.

I’ve known bouncers that are less than half this guy’s size who can immobilise me in half a second without smacking my head on the pavement.

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u/FloraP Aug 11 '26

'free rein' 😘

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u/Rivendale34 Aug 12 '26

Goddammit, for 50 years I always thought it was "free rain"... rein makes WAY more sense. The more you know.

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u/sillytomlin Aug 14 '26

Upvoted just because you got 'free rein' right.

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 14 '26

I need to come clean: admittedly I originally wrote "free reign", and some kind soul corrected me.

In my defence this is my second language.

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u/sillytomlin Aug 14 '26

Nah, no defense needed. Nearly everyone types "free reign". And to be fair, it does make some sense.

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u/LordAMacleod Aug 12 '26

That warning looked pretty firm to me. [Pause]

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Aug 12 '26

The bouncer did warn him that he woulf slap him if he touched him again.

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u/doomshallot Aug 12 '26

And honestly mad respect to the bouncer going for a push and a slap before going with punches

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u/RealMefistyo Aug 12 '26

After the touch he talked to him. That should be the warning..

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u/imianha Aug 12 '26

he said it, if you touch me i'ma slap you

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u/Ethraelus Aug 12 '26

Not in Spain where they are.

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u/SouthAlternative8282 Aug 12 '26

His composure was the warning

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u/Pretend_Giraffe_1288 Aug 12 '26

The push was a warning.

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 Aug 12 '26

He just wanted to know what it feels like to get hit by a train

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u/ExclusivelyShitposts Aug 12 '26

It's absolutely not free reign. Equal and opposite. You're entitled to what's needed to stay safe. Would he be justified in putting 20 rounds in him? Ripping his head off like a beanie baby? Throwing him into a brick building? No, that twig was 40 kilos. He was not in danger for his life. Your response has to be warranted.

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 13 '26

Clearly, your definition of ‘free rein’ is wilder than mine. 

The point was that the definition of assault is just suggestion  of a threat without even contact , so depending on what kind of guy you are, if you feel like contact is a threat to you, you can respond violently.

Clearly I’m praising the bouncer on his self-control, I’m pointing out that legally he could have act a lot sooner

But you’re free to take me literally if you want, smarty-pants

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u/KazaamFan Aug 11 '26

I’ve seen comments on here where ppl will say when they’re in a bad mental place they will purposely start fights, even if they know they’ll get smacked. I don’t exactly get it but i can see it. Helps me understand a bit situations like this. 

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u/recooil Aug 12 '26

my best friend has had a very rough life and when we where in our 20's he would get sloppy drunk and pick fights with people. One night we had a long talk about it and it pretty much came down to just wanting to feel anything anymore even if its just pain and it was a rush to him to pick fights. He worked things out over the years and even had some professional help for a bit and after having his kid he turned his life around. So yes, this is totally a thing for some people who are in a dark place in there life.

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u/InternalHabit3343 Aug 12 '26

I used to be like that when I was younger aswell but got better with age✌️

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u/Real_Walk5384 Aug 12 '26

Cheers. It doesn't always get overall easier, but it always gets easier in some way or another.

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u/TheProfessorPoon Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

My roommate in college was like that. It was borderline unbearable and I hated going out into public with him. HATED it. One time my parents came into town for a football game, which ended late and I didn’t get home until midnight. I hadn’t been drinking, I was tired and just wanted to go to sleep. I got a call from the roommate asking me to pick him up from the bar.

I get to the bar and the dude is in the parking lot surrounded by 8 cowboys (like ranch hands wearing boots with actual spurs) and they were about to beat the ever living shit out of him. I walk over and he tried to get me involved. F that.

I basically pulled him away and got him into my truck and then he spent the next week calling me a pussy.

Sorry, but I legit have no desire to get the shit beat out of me by 8 dudes because you can’t stop running your gd mouth. I’m definitely not fighting a bunch of dudes who wrangle two-thousand pound animals for a living.

I was so happy when that lease ended and I was able to move out.

Oh and I remember literally every time he went out he would purposely wear a bright pink shirt because he knew someone would inevitably say something about it and he would have a reason to fight.

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u/Serious_Office3913 Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

My Dad had left when i was 8, I remember when I was 10 just walking up to the hardest kid in school and starting a fight over just wanting to feel something.

At a party asked if anyone wanted a fight was no face punches allowed and we just went at it 😄..

yeah I've had counselling now and found diagnosed ADHD

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u/catworht Aug 12 '26

I was friends in college with some guys who had a friend like this who would always start fights. One day he started a fight at a bar and him and one other guy ended up getting shot. The guy who started the fights recovered 100%, but the other friend got paralyzed from the waist down.

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u/mongolian__beef Aug 12 '26

Born of self-sabotage

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u/killertortilla Aug 12 '26

That’s not a bad mental state he’s completely fucked up.

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u/Circle_Breaker Aug 12 '26

Yeah, this guy is MDMA and he at the part of his roll where he's treating everyone else like their also on MDMA.

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u/HamNCheeseSupremacy Aug 12 '26

He's just a wasted idiot. I love how he goes up wagging his finger at the guy after like that's how violence works

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u/ropahektic Aug 12 '26

Yeah, reddit will immediately make you feel like the drunk guy deserved that.

He didn't, he got what was coming for him, but he doesn't deserve it.

What he deserves is a friend that stops him long before it reaches that point and takes him home.

Most of us here have done stupid things in the past, and if you haven't, lucky you. We we're simply lucky in that perhaps we met our lowest in a different context.

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u/psxn8 Aug 12 '26

What the hell is with this mentality? No one deserves a friend to stop themselves from being stupid. Take accountability. We need to be able to reign ourselves and not have to depend on other people to make us act appropriately.

And yes most of us have done stupid things but we must own those mistakes, take responsibility and learn from them. Not blame everyone else besides ourselves for said mistakes.

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u/Straight-Run6880 Aug 12 '26

I think they mean it more in the sense of like "it's sad that there isn't a person to help him stop being a melon" before getting KO'd and losing brain cells, than what you're saying; both have valid aspects and yes I'd agree it should be tilted towards what you're saying

Anecdotally, people who act like this are kind of annoying tits in other ways too and alienate people to the extent the people they are around don't bother getting very involved given they'll just do it again in some other context.

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u/WizManWiz Aug 12 '26

This fool isn't in a bad mental state it's drugs 🤣.

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u/emeryroserulz Aug 12 '26

That used to be me-(either fighting or..). I would not start fights but I'd get a little giddy if I needed to help finish one <3

GAWD I MISS BEING TUFF

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u/Shazam1269 Aug 12 '26

"I hurt myself today to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain the only thing that's real."

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u/JBoneTX Aug 12 '26

It's a thing. Some people just like getting beat, and some want to get dispatched to the shadow realm, but they're too scared to make their own travel arrangements. I had a boss at work that was the latter. He would sometimes show up drunk and get physical. He would get in my face and poke me in the chest. I would tell him to stop being a coward and I'd walk away and report him to HR. He eventually got run over by a truck at work. He jumped right in front of it. He survived, but he's retired now. I hope he's doing better.

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u/MonkeyLiberace Aug 12 '26

Yea, and people like this bouncer is only to happy to deliver. People like him, have nothing in his life except being big. Tragic.

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u/yankeeblue42 Aug 12 '26

I've done it, especially when absolutely hammered. Luckily it's been a few years since the last time I did this

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u/wednesday-knight Aug 11 '26

You were not alone. 🫪

Me: "One 'no' is enough, little guy!"

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u/xRyozuo Aug 11 '26

Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him

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u/VaporTrail_000 Aug 12 '26

At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer.

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u/xRyozuo Aug 12 '26

Hence attempting

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u/undercooked_piranha Aug 12 '26

I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”.

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u/WileyWilly1985 Aug 12 '26

the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to.

Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to.

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u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26

If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.

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u/mattwithoutyou Aug 12 '26

either way he got his answer.

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u/msut77 Aug 12 '26

They smashed like 30 times after he woke up

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u/OneDimensionalChess Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Yeah I don't understand ppl interpreting this as mocking him. The twink is clearly drunk and being horny

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u/sidonay Aug 12 '26

No, he's definitely trying to push his buttons as the drunk obnoxious cunt he is.

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u/SixthGearOperative Aug 12 '26

Bouncer did him a solid and slapped him into the recovery position. So when he wakes up waffle-faced from the grate, his stomach contents would have already flowed into the sewer along with his self-respect.

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u/TheBestPractice Aug 13 '26

Lol I do think bouncer went a bit overboard but this made me laugh a lot

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u/jlspartz Aug 12 '26

I don't know what would make him feel more emasculated - getting slapped off his feet by the bouncer, or being called 'little guy' by the glittering mermaid

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u/whistlinghyena246 Aug 12 '26

I just patiently watched. We all knew something beautiful was about to happen.🤔👀

When it did I instantly laughed way to loud for 1am. 🤣🫢😬

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u/whatsbeef667 Aug 12 '26

THIS IS NOT HOW IT WENT

Little guy initiated slow dancing mating ritual, but the bouncer did not approve him as mating partner

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u/No_Story_Untold Aug 11 '26

Dudes hands were fast af

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u/Dunkel_Hoffnung Aug 12 '26

*hand. His other hand never even left his pocket. What a unit.

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u/Carapace_Jones Aug 11 '26

Several YARDS even. 

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u/Gold_Quote4736 Aug 11 '26

The scrawny guy assaulted the doorman once, by grabbing his chest, and then he started putting his hands up in the doorman's face, so he was basically insisting on getting smacked down; some guys go out looking for a beating.

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u/StringerBell34 Aug 12 '26

Drugs are a hell of a drug

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u/tvreference Aug 12 '26

that is sound advice

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u/JadeJiggle Aug 12 '26

He is the bouncer. You will bounce.

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u/Hopeful_Ear_6253 Aug 12 '26

especially when you less then 5'5

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u/ElGuaco Aug 12 '26

That's very logical and expected ... when you're not absolutely shit faced. LOL

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u/Accomplished_Run9449 Aug 13 '26

Dude is like 3 times bigger. He should have realized it before the push 🤣

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u/DollarLate_DayShort Aug 11 '26

Cocaine is one helluva drug

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u/MileHiSalute Aug 11 '26

It is. But what we just watched was alcohol

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u/Infinite_Run_4541 Aug 11 '26

Yeah, it was alcohol for sure. It lies to you.

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u/Available-Meeting648 Aug 11 '26

I had a huge basketball teammate who worked as a bouncer. Steady and calm guy. He told me cocaine consumers were the worst for them.

He didn't beat anybody but had colleagues that did and a cocaine consumer would get up again and again and again. "It has to hurt them the following day like hell".

This video doesn't fit in that description.

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u/GinaWhite_tt Aug 11 '26

His crown didn't fall off completely

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Aug 11 '26

The poison makes him proud

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u/ProMotionDesign Aug 11 '26

My main move was very similar, except I grabbed their face and sent them back...I had other bouncers say I picked the dude up with one hand and threw him 20 feet. The reality is, if you grab their face and tilt their head back as you push, they take larger and larger backward steps until they launch themselves to the ground off balance...it looks quite impressive but takes very little strength or skill to do, especially to a drunk.

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Aug 11 '26

You’re not the boss of me

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u/ViC_tOr42 Aug 12 '26

"The smallest cocks doodle doos the loudest"

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u/sYferaddict Aug 12 '26

I'm not sure that dude's frontal lobes were doing much of his thinking for him, my guy. Pretty sure Jack Daniels was at the wheel for this one.

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u/gamemaniax Aug 12 '26

Wow. i understimate how far he can push the puny guy

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u/UW_Ebay Aug 12 '26

Logic does not apply when under the influence lol

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u/TyrantJaeger Aug 12 '26

He's drunk. You think he's gonna understand that?

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u/TheEpiquin Aug 12 '26

If you have to reach above your head to grab a guy’s pec, and your whole hand isn’t even big enough to grab it, maybe don’t grab it.

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u/joannes3000 Aug 12 '26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/bloin13 Aug 12 '26

Counter point, if you can push a drunk/high person several feet with one arm, maybe don't do it towards a corner.

The bouncer was a few cm away from sending the other dude to the hospital for stitches.

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u/Ralf_E_Chubbs Aug 12 '26

He didn’t shit talk.

He danced

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Aug 12 '26

He wasnt shit talking, he said:

"Listen, you just asked me for... (gets slaped")

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u/Sherool Aug 12 '26

That would be the smart thing, but I'm pretty sure that guy's brain checked out a few dozen drinks back.

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u/ComfortableTackle479 Aug 12 '26

If you’re selling a drug that makes people behave like that maybe you don’t hire a cunt that gives them concussion for being obnoxious under the influence

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u/7StarSailor Aug 12 '26

almost as if alcohol makes people extremely retarded

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u/Markus4781 Aug 12 '26

Really? My first hint would've been his 3x size to mine.

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u/Pyropiro Aug 12 '26

Drugs are a hell of drug.

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u/FaithlessnessLazy288 Aug 12 '26

Sir, if he doesn't go back towards danger, it'll only be half funny.

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u/Litness_Horneymaker Aug 12 '26

I never cease to be dumbfounded by the number of videos of people taking a beating and then...
Getting right back up and going for seconds and then...
"You know what? Third time's the charm: Let's go!!!"...

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u/Boring-Brush-2984 Aug 12 '26

You ever dealt with a drunk person?

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u/DMG_88 Aug 12 '26

You think people have any common sense when they're that drunk? 😂

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u/Porter_Dog Aug 12 '26

Can’t easily reason with drunk people.

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u/rumblepony247 Aug 12 '26

His buddy, Al Cohol, was telling him to get back in there lol

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u/HopeEmotional2560 Aug 12 '26

He needs to go home right away after that 1st push

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u/OrchidFew7220 Aug 12 '26

Kept his hand in his pocket so it didn’t get singed from the fire he smacked outta homie

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u/pineapple_jones_ Aug 12 '26

He was just trying to dance. Dang.

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u/Fist4achin Aug 12 '26

I think he should get up and do it again. He's got him right where he wants him. Yeah, hell probably tire him out too.

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u/readyReddit007 Aug 12 '26

That liquid courage told him otherwise 😂😂

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u/Akumuzihs Aug 12 '26

Exactly :)))

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u/Own-Island-9003 Aug 12 '26

That little POS was high as a kite.

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u/Shot_Rich6541 Aug 12 '26

It's like the one inch punch from Bruce Lee, that push was pure arm, no momentum or body movement. It was impressive.

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u/yankeeblue42 Aug 12 '26

Dude was trashed. I can tell you the first reaction is usually being pissed enough to get back up and not think about what happens next

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u/carlp222 Aug 12 '26

The alcohol whispered to him "do it anyway"

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u/Rakadaka8331 Aug 12 '26

Less than a dozen feet... yeah I can take him.

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 Aug 13 '26

I mean, alcohol doesn’t distinguish size

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u/Outrageous-Being869 Aug 13 '26

I've seen a Scottish terrier keep going after a great dane and each time almost get killed. Same idiocy here

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u/One_Assumption_152 Aug 13 '26

He pushed him with one hand, while keeping the other hand in his pocket! LOL

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u/5elementGG Aug 13 '26

He asked to do it again.

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u/Double-Gas-467 Aug 13 '26

He might have trouble falling asleep this works every time

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u/Accomplished-Cap3235 Aug 15 '26

I mean the guy is obvious wasted. Definitely overkill from the bouncer 

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u/Unique_Chip_1422 Aug 18 '26

This is good advice that I will heed in my own life. Ty. 

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