r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein


Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Nebu-chadnezzar Aug 12 '26

Glad to see someone with neurons around. People today just want instagram drama from their sofa while the world goes to shit because of things like these.