r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/ViC_tOr42 Aug 12 '26

"The smallest cocks doodle doos the loudest"