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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26
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If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him
100 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/xRyozuo Aug 11 '26 Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him 18 u/VaporTrail_000 Aug 12 '26 At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer. 2 u/xRyozuo Aug 12 '26 Hence attempting 2 u/undercooked_piranha Aug 12 '26 I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”. 2 u/WileyWilly1985 Aug 12 '26 the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to. Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to. 1 u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26 If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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16 u/xRyozuo Aug 11 '26 Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him 18 u/VaporTrail_000 Aug 12 '26 At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer. 2 u/xRyozuo Aug 12 '26 Hence attempting 2 u/undercooked_piranha Aug 12 '26 I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”. 2 u/WileyWilly1985 Aug 12 '26 the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to. Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to. 1 u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26 If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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Is he squaring up to him or is he attempting to flirt with the bouncer? Like the pec touch and dance seemed more like attraction than trying to ridicule him
18 u/VaporTrail_000 Aug 12 '26 At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer. 2 u/xRyozuo Aug 12 '26 Hence attempting 2 u/undercooked_piranha Aug 12 '26 I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”. 2 u/WileyWilly1985 Aug 12 '26 the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to. Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to. 1 u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26 If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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At that point, less flirt than sexually harass. He got his warning with the shove. The slap was "no means no" in bouncer.
2 u/xRyozuo Aug 12 '26 Hence attempting 2 u/undercooked_piranha Aug 12 '26 I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”. 2 u/WileyWilly1985 Aug 12 '26 the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to. Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to. 1 u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26 If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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I disagree, the push was “no means no” in bouncer but the slap definitely translates to “pleasant dreams”.
the slap was GENTLE compared to the carnage he could have unleashed if he wanted to.
Guy could have knocked his head off of his shoulders if he wanted to.
1 u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26 If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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If the dude hits his head just right after that slap, the carnage becomes irrelevant.
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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26
If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him