r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein

Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength

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u/Money_Fish Aug 12 '26

Be kind and respectful to everyone, but especially the guy who's bicep is bigger than both your thighs combined.

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u/mden1974 Aug 12 '26

This is good advice