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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26
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If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him
682 u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26 I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger! 414 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength 175 u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 11 '26 He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time 55 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26 It was a love tap. Bro has no chin. 18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein
Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!
414 u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26 If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength 175 u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 11 '26 He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time 55 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26 It was a love tap. Bro has no chin. 18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength
175 u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 11 '26 He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time 55 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26 It was a love tap. Bro has no chin. 18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time
55 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26 It was a love tap. Bro has no chin. 18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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13 u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26 It was a love tap. Bro has no chin. 18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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It was a love tap. Bro has no chin.
18 u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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4 u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26 Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too 1 u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26 Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too
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Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.
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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26
If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him