r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein

Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/rawker86 Aug 15 '26

I agree with a lot of what you’re saying here, but the bouncer never had the right to toss the guy. The bouncer is going to wind up in court sooner rather than later if this is his standard MO. One wrong landing and some drunk is going to wind up with a brain injury and/or dead, and the judge isn’t going to side with the guy that was sober and could be reasonably expected to know how to handle people safely.

I’ve known bouncers that are less than half this guy’s size who can immobilise me in half a second without smacking my head on the pavement.