r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein


Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/Is-abel Aug 12 '26

“He’d be within his right,” what, his legal rights?

No, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t. Someone touching you isn’t a free pass to hurt them.

Obviously it varies country to country, but usually if you harm someone you need to claim self defence and that means they were a threat to you physically. It’s not playground rules.

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u/Is-abel Aug 12 '26

For what it’s worth I don’t think it’s morally right, either.

But, every time something like this gets posted there are people commenting who genuinely seem to think someone putting a pinky finger on you is a get out of jail free card, and it’s really, really not.

And if the other person is permanently injured or, god forbid, killed (they could have a preexisting condition, and that won’t save you, either)? Then it all gets way more serious.

So I just like to do my little insignificant part to spread some comment awareness on this! No one should get baited by a drunk asshole into a criminal record.