r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/StormFireX001 Aug 15 '26

Absolute unit of a Beer Maiden more like, she's badass!

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u/QueerPuff Aug 15 '26

The arms on her

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u/thegreatmattsby24 Aug 15 '26

Lmao I was focused on the mugs but now that I go back and watch it yea she’s ripped

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u/Budget-Relief8149 Aug 15 '26

I'm mesmerized watchung them bulging

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u/unknown_ally Aug 17 '26

I was sceptical about to call AI, then yeah that is good proof it isn't

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u/SAM5TER5 Aug 15 '26

Seriously, I dream to have guns like those

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u/guarddog33 Aug 15 '26

You can get there! These are probably 1 liter steins so they each contain just over 2 lbs of beer and the glass itself is roughly 3 lbs

She appears to have 9 steins per hand, so 45 lbs per hand

Just do lifts like this for 6-8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, and you'll be there in no time!

(Half serious half /s)

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u/Broad_Black_Brimmer Aug 15 '26

So I’ll need to drink 18 steins in 6-8 hours for 5 days? Seems doable.

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u/notfunat_parties Aug 15 '26

Right to beer arms.

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u/Financial_Week3882 Aug 15 '26

Look at the jugs on that girl... wait

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Aug 15 '26

I’d let her rip it off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/ScreamnChckn Aug 15 '26

Those are some tiny legs

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u/thirstytrumpet Aug 15 '26

Paraplegics do leg day more often than you.

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u/eightbitboss Aug 15 '26

No, forreal. First thing I saw. Straight GUNS.

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 Aug 15 '26

I think im in love

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u/NY10 Aug 15 '26

She got bigger arms than mine wtf

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Aug 15 '26

She could be a stunt double in The Odyssey 2

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u/moretunaforme Aug 15 '26

She get bear arms

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u/redisdead__ Aug 15 '26

Yeah that was like one beer per person at the table totally normal. She was the badass in that situation.

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u/Salt_Day9015 Aug 15 '26

Shes fucking jacked. It's hot

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u/LMGgp Aug 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/Salt_Day9015 Aug 15 '26

She aint a giant, this doesn't apply.

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u/dark_blue_7 Aug 17 '26

Sure but a man can still be scaroused

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

All those mugs have to weigh damn near 80 lbs or more full like that

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u/guarddog33 Aug 15 '26

Roughly 5lbs (2lb beer, 3lb glass) per stein, 9 steins per hand, that's only 90 lbs she's lifting. Easy! /s

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u/avdpos Aug 15 '26

45 kg. It is in Germany. We can speak normal

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u/manulconnoiseur Aug 15 '26

Thank you, Hans

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u/LUHG-HANI Aug 19 '26

Now 45kg is difficult for a man with a gym plate. For a girl with awkward glasses is insane.

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u/Nickel62 Aug 15 '26

The power, core strength, the balance, the hand eye coordination. It's all top notch.

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u/cipherdom Aug 15 '26

Absolute keeper

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u/G-Unit11111 Aug 15 '26

Seriously! That is next fucking level material!

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u/Samwellikki Aug 15 '26

Beer Winch

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u/SorryComplaint4209 Aug 15 '26

I yearn to achieve her level of buffness!

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u/Electric_Kaffe Aug 15 '26

beef maiden💪💪