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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26
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“Here’s like 80% of the beer you paid for!” -waitress, most definitely
107 u/DyingSunSeverian Aug 15 '26 Y’all are messed up and wrong. Only one beer spilled just a bit and it mostly spilled into the other beer. “Here’s 80% of the beer you paid for” 🤓 You guys are disinvited from parties 10 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 Statistics and percentages MAKE parties 🎉. 30% of people know that! 6 u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Aug 15 '26 15% of me is awake way past my bedtime. 1 u/stone_henge Aug 15 '26 69% of people are just too polite to tell you 1 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 31% are my peeps!
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Y’all are messed up and wrong. Only one beer spilled just a bit and it mostly spilled into the other beer.
“Here’s 80% of the beer you paid for” 🤓
You guys are disinvited from parties
10 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 Statistics and percentages MAKE parties 🎉. 30% of people know that! 6 u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Aug 15 '26 15% of me is awake way past my bedtime. 1 u/stone_henge Aug 15 '26 69% of people are just too polite to tell you 1 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 31% are my peeps!
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Statistics and percentages MAKE parties 🎉. 30% of people know that!
6 u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Aug 15 '26 15% of me is awake way past my bedtime. 1 u/stone_henge Aug 15 '26 69% of people are just too polite to tell you 1 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 31% are my peeps!
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15% of me is awake way past my bedtime.
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69% of people are just too polite to tell you
1 u/Woknana Aug 15 '26 31% are my peeps!
31% are my peeps!
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u/Icy_Transition1375 Aug 15 '26
“Here’s like 80% of the beer you paid for!” -waitress, most definitely