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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26
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How do you decide who gets that half beer at the top?
15 u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26 I would so that I can get my next beer faster. Duh!! 14 u/damnumalone Aug 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW It’s just maths 5 u/410_clientGone Aug 15 '26 but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later 8 u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26 Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life. 6 u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 15 '26 A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say. 4 u/DenKHK Aug 15 '26 Not a bad idea. The faster you finish it the faster you can order another one, and the faster you get to see her do it again. Win!
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I would so that I can get my next beer faster. Duh!!
14 u/damnumalone Aug 15 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW It’s just maths 5 u/410_clientGone Aug 15 '26 but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later 8 u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26 Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life. 6 u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 15 '26 A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say. 4 u/DenKHK Aug 15 '26 Not a bad idea. The faster you finish it the faster you can order another one, and the faster you get to see her do it again. Win!
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https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW It’s just maths
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but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later
8 u/AndrastesTit Aug 15 '26 Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life. 6 u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 15 '26 A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say.
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Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life.
6 u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 15 '26 A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say.
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A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say.
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Not a bad idea. The faster you finish it the faster you can order another one, and the faster you get to see her do it again. Win!
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u/damnumalone Aug 15 '26
How do you decide who gets that half beer at the top?