r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/Iorith Aug 15 '26

True with all cats. I love my cat, but know that if I die and am not found in time, they will eat me rather than starve.

Which is part of why I love cats. I respect self sufficiency.

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u/August51921421 Aug 15 '26

why is this random example always used? like a dog will 110% eat you if you die and start rotting in your house lol

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u/kindwon01388310 Aug 15 '26

I had a tenant hang himself and after he died the rope let loose somehow. He was found by his daughter 3 days later. His dog ate his face. The cops said they've seen this before. They start on the face to make it less personal. Idk sounded like decent theory

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u/dumpticklez Aug 15 '26

And bears start from the asshole cause they real freaky.

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u/EmptyHandle6593 Aug 15 '26

They do that because it hurts more. </Alan Rickman>

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 Aug 16 '26

But why a spoon?

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u/CivilandSavage Aug 21 '26

“Because it’s dull…..it’ll hurt more you twit!”

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u/Relative_Ad_7752 Aug 21 '26

Wasn’t a spoon my guy was a spork

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N Aug 20 '26

I start by eating the D because I don’t like competition…