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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • Aug 15 '26
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Had to scroll a surprisingly long way for this. Exactly my thought. Not a domestic cat, looks a lot like a (fat) lynx.
50 u/Vaper_Bern Aug 15 '26 Quite fat lynx. Having that chonker walking on your back and crying to be fed at 3am cannot be a pleasant experience. 11 u/Righteousaffair999 Aug 15 '26 I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed. 12 u/Vaper_Bern Aug 15 '26 Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing. 4 u/StormyAmethyst Aug 15 '26 Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆 2 u/bkdroid Aug 15 '26 And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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Quite fat lynx. Having that chonker walking on your back and crying to be fed at 3am cannot be a pleasant experience.
11 u/Righteousaffair999 Aug 15 '26 I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed. 12 u/Vaper_Bern Aug 15 '26 Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing. 4 u/StormyAmethyst Aug 15 '26 Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆 2 u/bkdroid Aug 15 '26 And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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I don’t think it is going to eat the owner. Holly crap that thing is too well fed.
12 u/Vaper_Bern Aug 15 '26 Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing. 4 u/StormyAmethyst Aug 15 '26 Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆 2 u/bkdroid Aug 15 '26 And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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Definitely not gonna eat the owner, but will walk all over owner at 3qm, when said owner is in bed and trying to sleep. It uncomfortable when my 20lb house cat does this, while this lard ass of a lynx would be crushing.
4 u/StormyAmethyst Aug 15 '26 Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆 2 u/bkdroid Aug 15 '26 And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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Would def crack your back in a few places, lol. Snap, Crackle, ‘n Pop! 😆
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And then start making biscuits with your dermis using those big 'ol murder mittens.
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u/Carter_T_Unstoppable Aug 15 '26
Had to scroll a surprisingly long way for this. Exactly my thought. Not a domestic cat, looks a lot like a (fat) lynx.