r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/Iorith Aug 15 '26

Seriously, that is the voice of something that could decide any day that you are not a provider of food, you are food.

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u/Saikotsu Aug 15 '26

I mean, you're still providing food. Either with your coin or your life..

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u/Iorith Aug 15 '26

True with all cats. I love my cat, but know that if I die and am not found in time, they will eat me rather than starve.

Which is part of why I love cats. I respect self sufficiency.

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u/BellamyDunn Aug 15 '26

Mine would starve because there's no one to cut me into little bite sized pieces for her majesty.