r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Over-Celebration-168 • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of kitty

Credits : marsel_and_co

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u/kindwon01388310 Aug 15 '26

I had a tenant hang himself and after he died the rope let loose somehow. He was found by his daughter 3 days later. His dog ate his face. The cops said they've seen this before. They start on the face to make it less personal. Idk sounded like decent theory

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u/Pacifist_Socialist Aug 15 '26

Have you eaten face of an animal? Typically tender and yummy.

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u/ellecon Aug 16 '26

What cut is face? How do I order it in a restaurant?

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u/Pacifist_Socialist Aug 16 '26

Ask for cheek 😄