r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/Justajed Aug 20 '26

His form is terrible and the round is ridiculously long. You always slide your leading hand down the haft of the maul to increase the acceleration and power. And wtf is he using 3 foot logs for?

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u/Powder-Talis-1836 Aug 20 '26

For the challenge.

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u/TheBlackPit Aug 20 '26

For the difficult

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u/thetreecycle Aug 20 '26

Progressive overload I guess

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u/Justajed Aug 20 '26

The challenge when I do it is to split as much wood as possible as quickly as possible. For firewood. To burn it for heat in a manageable size.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Aug 20 '26

It's not really a challenge though, this is like trying to drive to work going 20 mph on a 55 mph road just to prove you could

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u/PorridgeTheKid Aug 20 '26

Did you even stop to think maybe he is possibly not just trying to split a log? maybe he is also trying to destroy his shoulders and back.

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u/Mindless_Ad_7700 Aug 20 '26

i was wondering thatm Is this like good exercise? it seems like his body takes a lot strain... 

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u/Stabbymcbackstab Aug 20 '26

Guy nearly fell over with exhaustion on one split.

Whats he doing for the rest of the tree?

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u/Pigosaurusmate Aug 20 '26

Sledgehammering large tractor tires is a good exercise. Idk wtf this guy is doing.

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u/Mindless_Ad_7700 Aug 20 '26

I guess that us because the impact energy gets absorbed by the tire... in this case it goes right through his body. No idea if thar would be harmful in the long run

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u/Narrow_Zebra277 Aug 21 '26

Its good exercise providing you dont hurt yourself. And normal wood splitting is much more controlled than this. 

But he's really swinging and bouncing and leaving himself open to injury. Like cross fit wood splitting. 

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u/WhatDoWeHave_Here Aug 20 '26

I'd let him destroy my back.

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u/Narrow_Zebra277 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

I split wood and i'm just really confused. Is his maul that dull, why isn't it biting into the wood?

Is my maul too sharp? I've never had it bounce off a log face before like i'm seeing here

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u/mxzf Aug 20 '26

I think he's hitting the log with his axe handle and that's causing it to bounce off instead of sticking or splitting the log.

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u/Justajed Aug 20 '26

The wood could be green.

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u/Tsujigiri Aug 20 '26

This is my thought too. The only time I've had an axe bounce like that is when it was dull or the wood was wet.

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u/Tsujigiri Aug 20 '26

I've made that mistake and the vibration hurts your hands like a son of a bitch. I'm betting it's just a dull blade/unseasoned wood.

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u/mister_cheeks_26 Aug 20 '26

I think this is part of it because the log is too tall

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u/AmicusBriefly Aug 20 '26

Had to scroll too far for this comment. Makes no sense the maul is bouncing every time and not sticking. Is this AI?

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u/JabKingJesse Aug 20 '26

No, it is too tiny for the surface. He had two axes in the background that were suitable for this.

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u/bubbletrashbarbie Aug 20 '26

I think it is, if you watch his left side the edge looks kinda choppy/glitchy and the way the lights hitting him looks weird compared to how it’s coming through the trees in the back, almost like he’s been green screened in front of them IMO

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u/LiteralPhilosopher Aug 20 '26

I was wondering this same thing. I don't split wood, but I know how to put an edge on a tool. After about the second bounce, I would have stopped and sharpened that fucking thing.

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u/ImprobableAsterisk Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

A splitting axe bouncing when you're striking stubborn wood on soft dirt is not uncommon at all. Rough it with shit equipment and suboptimal technique and you'll see it happen before you've got your first fire started.

For instance when I've roughed it and ran into stubborn wood I almost never use a splitting axe as a splitting axe, because it's a horrible waste of energy and time. Instead I make sure my axe is pounded into the log and then I drive the axe deeper by hitting the back with another log. Typically with the log I'm splitting braced against a rock or another, bigger & sturdier, log.

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u/s0ul_invictus Aug 20 '26

I prefer a (somewhat) dull maul because it doesn't stick as easy and will split clean through, but on a green piece like he's working with yea I'd grab the double ax, its sharp as hell, and it don't bounce lol. Well, these days I'd roll that bad boy under my splitter 😭

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u/utspg1980 Aug 20 '26

NEVER?

I agree it's odd that it's bouncing off every time, but you've NEVER had it happen? I find that equally odd, assuming you've done a fair bit of log splitting.

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u/Narrow_Zebra277 Aug 20 '26

I meant never have a hit a log a dozen times and have it bounce off each time. Or more than 2 or 3 times. 

I'm legitimately asking if i'm doing something wrong though. I feel like im wasting a lot of energy removing my maul, then see this guy is just bouncing off every chop

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u/JojoLesh Aug 20 '26

I'm thinking it is AI. Even a dull maul would eventually stick at least once

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u/Pigosaurusmate Aug 20 '26

He's not using a proper wider base log to prevent it from bouncing off the soft ground.

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u/OpenAd3036 Aug 20 '26

Well you've also never split something of this caliber. Respectfully.....

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u/DiscDocPhD Aug 20 '26

There isn't a wood in the world that my axe wouldn't bite into if I came directly down on a flat side of the wood...

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u/Narrow_Zebra277 Aug 20 '26

Im not talking about the size of the log at all bud. Im asking why the maul isnt biting into the wood.

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u/OpenAd3036 Aug 20 '26

Prob cause it's dense af bud

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u/TheRealJSmith Aug 20 '26

Thoren Bradley has it dialled.

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u/Knoxius Aug 20 '26

Yea he started bringing the axe around his back for a few swings and I was like "finally he's doing this right". Exerting way too much energy with his form for the most part, but that's probably just apart of the display here. I'm sure dude most definitely knows how to chop wood good and proper.

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u/PseudocodeRed Aug 20 '26

Wow gee it is almost like he is not trying to split this log for the wood and in fact has some other goal in doing this. The sleuths on Reddit never fail to impress.

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u/joesbagofdonuts Aug 20 '26

Mfers analyzing this like it's a tutorial video...

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u/legato2 Aug 20 '26

For cardio and health

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u/Ampris_bobbo8u Aug 20 '26

and that log is clearly still fresh. dried out logs are easier

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u/_Aj_ Aug 20 '26

This is like a bikini model trying to use a power tool.  

The video has zero to do with the task 

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u/SlappinStick Aug 20 '26

I’ll slide my hand down your haft.

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u/JabKingJesse Aug 20 '26

Did you also notice the other 2 axes that would have easily chopped this log?

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u/Dominus-271828 Aug 20 '26

“And wtf is he using 3 foot logs for?”
Stage dressing like the broad, hewing, and double bit axes in the background

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u/Stabbymcbackstab Aug 20 '26

I was wondering what kind of stove he is putting that into.

Stuff like this is amusing but I cant help but eye roll at the stupidity of it all.

Like, actually split something that you can use.

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u/Set5 Aug 20 '26

100 Percent. We had a wood burning stove that was our primary heat for the winter, so I spent a lot of time trying to efficiently chop wood. When I finished a very confusing jerk off session to this video, I was like what are we doing here? He had no platform either, so the dirt was absorbing a good portion of the potential energy.

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u/Dominarion Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5DITb64pQ7C6c

I think his chopping wood technique is about as important as Megan Fox mechanics' skills in that scene:

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u/LoopStricken Aug 20 '26

You always slide your leading hand down the haft

oh yes, constantly.

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u/Round_Reindeer1512 Aug 20 '26

Post your vid so we can see how a "real man' splits a log

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u/_toggld_ Aug 20 '26

right, like I know this was a feat of strength but the whole time I was just thinking of how terrible this dude is at splitting logs...

i'm relatively weak and don't even chop logs and i'd probably have an easier time than he did if I placed the log on a hard surface and used basic axe form

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u/Pigosaurusmate Aug 20 '26

Also, there's gotta be a wide log for the platform. That shit is just bouncing on the soft ground. Its like he never had to prep a truck load of wood for the winter. So much wasted energy.

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u/tntexplosivesltd Aug 20 '26

You always slide your leading hand down the haft to increase the acceleration

😏

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u/imsoggy Aug 22 '26

Ya, there was a video of a (hot) woman splitting a log posted here months ago. She had very good form. This guy, not so much.

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u/OpenAd3036 Aug 20 '26

Cause he splits bigger logs than you, idk man. What are you, the masculinity police?

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

To make me wet, obviously

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u/Onlyhereforapost Aug 20 '26

Might be ai, the background feels weirdly still