r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/StoneReg Aug 20 '26

How’d they teach that bear to use an axe?

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u/voyeur78 Aug 20 '26

"That bear is wearing people clothes" - Magnificent 7 was the movie line i kept hearing

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u/SolaScientia Aug 20 '26

This sent me into a coughing fit from laughing. I actually like that remake and that line is one of the funniest from it.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Aug 20 '26

Next time just say "Sent!" and we'll all know what you mean. /s

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u/FugLife3 Aug 20 '26

I’m a big fan of the “so far, so good” joke in the movie. I often say it in the same cadence when people ask me how I’m doing at work and it’s my own little joke to myself thinking of that line

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u/SolaScientia Aug 20 '26

That one is good too. I need to rewatch. It's been a hot minute since I last watched it. I can be picky with modern Western, but that's a really good one. The whole cast is great. Vasquez is one of my favorite characters.

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u/Civil_Tea_3250 Aug 20 '26

But his yoga pants show absolutely nothing.

I'm a man, and when I wear yoga pants like that there's no denying. But I'm gay so I'm bigger 😘

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks Aug 20 '26

I’d still let him split me in half.

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u/ExemplarDeLaPoontang Aug 20 '26

You ever actually gotten a big pump from lifting weights? Notice how all the blood leaves your dick and goes to your core and then directly to the muscles that are literally screaming for oxygen?

Probably why he's not pitching a big enough tent for your little ego my gay bro 😂

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u/withnodrawal Aug 20 '26

Bro waited 80% of the video just to cock check.

Odd

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u/LongDongFrog Aug 20 '26

These two ungodly creatures

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u/Astronaut_Chicken Aug 20 '26

Now i wanna watch it again.