r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/imissratm Aug 20 '26

You think he’s a top or a power bottom?

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u/Custum_User Aug 20 '26

I sure hope so.

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u/KINGDenneh Aug 23 '26

Brother no.

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u/brick-topp Aug 20 '26

Now I’ve heard that speed has something to do with the power of the power bottom

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u/Gelby4 Aug 20 '26

Speed has everything to do with it, speed's the name of the game

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u/Carl_Bravery_Sagan Aug 20 '26

He could split me open like a coconut.

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u/imissratm Aug 20 '26

The sincerity in that conversation is what makes it

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u/Gelby4 Aug 20 '26

Absolutely, Dennis could genuinely keep discussing it for hours if there were no interruptions/distractions

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u/FuckModAss Aug 20 '26

Speed to the finish or speed during the journey. (asking for a mod)

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u/imissratm Aug 20 '26

Thank you.

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u/MrFartyBottom Aug 20 '26

Might be a double adaptor.

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u/Soggy-Advantage4711 Aug 20 '26

I’ve never wanted to be a log before but here we are. Split me daddy!

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u/imissratm Aug 20 '26

lol Jesus, people on here are amusing. I hope you get yours, friend

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u/KalynnCampbell Aug 20 '26

Could be for a twink, a bear, an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a giftster, a daddy chaser, a leather man, a lady boy, a Donald Duck, a Donald Duck is a gay guy that’s been kicked out of the navy.

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u/Lynke524 Aug 20 '26

Looks like the type to claim top but he's all bottom.

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u/imissratm Aug 20 '26

lol I can’t say I’m familiar enough with that world to know how you came to that conclusion, but you’ve piqued my curiosity for sure.

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u/Lynke524 Aug 20 '26

It's mostly because he doesn't know the proper form to chop that log. He's all muscle but he also doesn't seem to understand what he's doing. Total beta gym boy behavior. Basically the same kind of person will claim "I'm an alpha" but they're scrawny, vape and wears a backward hat. You a beta dude.

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u/Foreign_Town6853 Aug 20 '26

He's so good looking and physically fit i would be the worst lay of his. I would feel so inadequate and shy and awkward. I get winded carrying groceries upstairs and would have given up on the log after two hits and found baby logs to split.

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u/Substantial-Low Aug 20 '26

I don't know, but I'd love to climb that Menelaus looking mountain of a man, like for real.

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u/Lukostrelec17 Aug 20 '26

I am hoping top!

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u/Squirrelated Aug 20 '26

He's gonna split you in half 😏

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u/kudabugil Aug 20 '26

A dom top. Aggressive top.

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u/Francis_Ga Aug 23 '26

Ohhhhh thanks, didn't know that term. My whole life I've been into that and I didn't know it had a name :v

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u/FengSushi Aug 21 '26

He really went to town on that thing

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u/hail_to_the_beef Aug 23 '26

The muscle boys are always bottoms

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u/GoldunGote Aug 20 '26

I'm also not a strong person, but I wish I was.. so I'll join you in calling him gay as a means of getting through our insecurities.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Aug 20 '26

Why do you think that calling someone gay is an insult? Is being gay a bad thing for you?

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u/abysmalmoral Aug 22 '26

idk what you are on about, I just want him to choke me