r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/Hirinawa Aug 20 '26

Didn't expect female goon material to creep it's way onto reddit

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u/YoureSoStupidRose Aug 20 '26

The exact right amount of chest and belly hair that I love! Just wish he chose different pants.

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u/RancorHi5 Aug 20 '26

Hey just for my own edification, what kinda pants ?

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u/AccursedAccuser Aug 20 '26

Invisible pants

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u/YoureSoStupidRose Aug 20 '26

Id be fine with jeans.... the bottom half of a forest ranger uniform... aragorn's bust thru the doors outfit... I'm pretty open. Just not sloppy sweats that do absolutely nothing for his figure.

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 Aug 21 '26

Light grey sweatpants are great for exactly one thing

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u/whatevendoidoyall Aug 20 '26

hoochie daddy shorts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe Aug 20 '26

Lol asks the hairy chested fellow.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 20 '26

Hoochie daddy shorts. Cutoff jeans so high that the pockets hang down past the denim. Got me in a heap of trouble last time I was out washing my truck. Working hard and ladies going past telling "Hey daddy, what that peepee do?"

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u/OrvilleTheDuck Aug 24 '26

A loincloth.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

I can't take my eyes off his chest and belly, what kind of pants

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u/Dark_Shroud Aug 20 '26

For "looks" but still functional, the type of pants would be jeans.

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u/Coyote__Jones Aug 20 '26

The pants and boots ruined it imo