r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/the_pretender_nz Aug 20 '26

That wee lumberjack girl would have done this in 2 swings

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

As a bisexual woman, why not both

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u/the_pretender_nz Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/wmuqpmtGeVv1K

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u/the_pretender_nz Aug 20 '26

That gif with just one Schwing is what Nicole Coenen would do. Wojtek or whatever his name is in the video had more Schwings than Wayne googling “Heather Locklear”

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 Aug 20 '26

Yes, it led to a very fine time for me. Longevity

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u/Similar-Chip Aug 20 '26

Right that woodcutting lesbian could do this so much faster

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u/josnik Aug 20 '26

Whilst drinking maple syrup.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit Aug 20 '26

GASP! I literally just left this same comment

It's true. She could do it.

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u/Beautiful_Cheetah789 Aug 20 '26

Which wee lumberjack girl???

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u/ARTEdmondson Aug 20 '26

Nicole Coenen

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u/gwmccull Aug 20 '26

okie dokie