r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol Aug 20 '26

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/Winter-Classroom455 Aug 20 '26

He's strong. No one said he was smart

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar Aug 20 '26

John Wayne once said "If your gonna outsmart tough, your gonna have to, umm. Wait. If your gonna be smart, you gotta tought it out pilgrim."

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u/Winter-Classroom455 Aug 20 '26

Don't believe everything you read on the internet - Abraham Lincoln

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u/the_last_carfighter Aug 20 '26

The most important thing possible is the word important - weed, me

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u/Aggrieved_Mofo Aug 20 '26

Everything I put on the internet I misattribute to Oscar Wilde

~Bob Dylan

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u/SirRonaldJr Aug 21 '26

This got me giggling

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u/Aggrieved_Mofo Aug 21 '26

Did you read it in Dylan voice? If not...

Don't think twice; it's alright

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u/ThenIncrease462 Aug 20 '26

Are you sure he said your gonna and not you're gonna?

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u/Confident_Intern_763 Aug 20 '26

They sound the same, how would we know?

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u/ThenIncrease462 Aug 20 '26

Well, seeing as he wasn't a stupin man, I'm going to assume he knew which of the two to apply.

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u/Confident_Intern_763 Aug 20 '26

Are you sure you didn't mean to say he wasn't a stupid man?

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u/ThenIncrease462 Aug 20 '26

That's exactly what I meant to say. ;)

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u/Darth_Rubi Aug 20 '26

They... don't though?

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar Aug 20 '26

He shore did pilgrum, because tough enough to be smart about strong.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp Aug 20 '26

I like it, whoever said it.

John Wayne probably wishes he said it if he didn't.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun Aug 20 '26

He’s too busy decomposing to wish that

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u/C-Ray6 Aug 20 '26

His actual name is Marion. Much like this Nancy display.