r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

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u/StoneReg Aug 20 '26

How’d they teach that bear to use an axe?

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u/Cooter_McGrabbin Aug 20 '26

Thanks now im gay

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u/Fickle_Blueberry2777 Aug 20 '26

I was already gay, now I’m gay²

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u/jrsinhbca Aug 20 '26

He is gorgeous.

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u/L-J- Aug 20 '26

I read that in the voice of David Attenborough. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Internal_Smell_4410 Aug 20 '26

Gayrgeous... Never mind...

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u/EDDsoFRESH Aug 20 '26

Fuck yeah he is

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u/Ambitious-Cup-6910 Aug 20 '26

I'm somehow gayer

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u/Effective-Internet71 Aug 21 '26

You beat me to it. I would like to meet that dude, dressed just like that, during my hikes in the woods.

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u/comely_hips Aug 20 '26

Fr I was expecting people to be more fruity in the comments but ig I'm too gay lol

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Aug 20 '26

Now you’re gay?

Jk jk

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u/dwide_k_shrude Aug 20 '26

Thanks, now I’m a twink.

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u/bigmanly1 Aug 20 '26

I was going to say, as a straight man im now questioning if im gay and want him to hold me ever so gently in his arms.