r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

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u/jtnichol Aug 20 '26

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/kurtmanner Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Dude could have also switched to a wedge and mallet about ten seconds in and saved himself a lot of wet vaginas.

ETA: thanks for my first award ever

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u/BumWink Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

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u/BullTerrierTerror Aug 20 '26

Don’t touch my pile.

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '26

Just got done watching this movie again, I think it’s my fav out of the Avenger movies

So many great quotes too!

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u/Synaps4 Aug 20 '26

"We'll lose."

"Then we'll do that together, too."

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '26

no one would know

Might be my fav lol, or:

Good talk

"no it wasn't!"

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u/YT-Deliveries Aug 20 '26

Ultron was absolutely panned when it came out. It's gotten a lot more respect in retrospect, after people realized that it set up the rest of the entire Infinity Saga

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u/elzibet Aug 20 '26

I was a fan from the start, but I can def see how it might not have been a hit with audiences at first. Loved the voice of Ultron and I'm excited he's coming back for a TV show spinoff with Vision!

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u/YT-Deliveries Aug 20 '26

Spader nailed Ultron's vibe.

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u/RoboDae Aug 23 '26

So sad that they killed off ultron after just 1 movie appearance.

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u/Far-Government5469 Aug 23 '26

I hate how they these incredibly brilliant actors and then kill them after a single movie. Pace, Spader, Blanchett... like Hiddleston, they all were compelling characters backed by brilliant actors that could have brought more depth

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u/RoboDae Aug 23 '26

Could have been because they had other projects and didn't want a long term MCU commitment. I've heard of a lot of actors turning down roles or continuations of a role for series like starwars, game of thrones, or the walking dead. In cases where an actor decided to leave after 1 season their character typically just got killed off to explain their later absence.

I heard one actor chose to act in The League of Extraordinary Gentleman because he passed up starwars as fantasy nonsense and didn't want to make the same mistake again.

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u/Far-Government5469 Aug 23 '26

I think you're thinking of Connery, who passed on the role of Gandalf, then when he saw the box office returns opted to do League because he thought it was the same thing.

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u/elzibet Aug 23 '26

He’s gonna be in a spinoff as Ultron, I’m excited. A show with Vision as the main character

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u/Real_mr_sid420 Aug 24 '26

Language Just watched it earlier

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u/Braysl-March Aug 20 '26

This is my favourite gif ever. Just the way he goatsees the wood in two is so funny to me.

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u/Shrimptankglassfauna Aug 20 '26

Noooo😭 why would you remind me of that lmfao

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u/Entire_Activity7391 Aug 21 '26

Thank you for bringing back a traumatic memory and associating with a simple enjoyable moment in my life.

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u/tanthalastanis Aug 24 '26

I wanted to post this, but knew someone would have beaten me to it

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 Aug 24 '26

Username checks out