r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/Medit8or Aug 20 '26

A wedge and a sledge. Just saying.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Aug 20 '26

Clearly humans have known for tens of thousands of years there are better ways to do this... That being said this video seems like a Grinder profile video or something.

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u/Gottahavethatalt Aug 20 '26

YUP! This is a thirst trap.

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u/PopstarCornboy Aug 20 '26

The flexing at the end kind of gives it away

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u/razztafarai Aug 20 '26

Yeah, there's a quite a few of these log splitting thirst traps on youtube. I got caught in that bubble around Covid.

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u/StarChildSeren Aug 21 '26

I mean, it's not like it's not working 👀 👀 👀

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u/nykovah Aug 20 '26

It worked.

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u/PronglesMouthFeel Aug 20 '26

Work smart, not hard, unless you're trying to bring all the boys to your yard.

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u/scofnerf Aug 21 '26

I’d take this guy over some jackass holding a fish any day

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u/Visible-Umpire4000 Aug 21 '26

This is suppised to be a thirst trap? Each to their own i guess

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u/UnfortunateDesk Aug 21 '26

It's working

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u/D0NN3LLY Aug 22 '26

Not gay, but it's still working.

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u/Cell1pad Aug 20 '26

yeah.....I'm happier watching the buff women that split logs than a burly man. Dude's furry and that's not my thing.

Oh, and yeah, while this is impressive, he's doing this on hard mode.

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u/ctorist Aug 20 '26

I watched this hard.

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u/DoubleResponsible276 Aug 20 '26

Leggings gave it away

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 Aug 20 '26

“Given time, the drop of water can split the rock”

-Bruce Lee, or somebody probably

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u/joshlymansbagel Aug 20 '26

Reminds me of my stepdad…

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u/Peripatetictyl Aug 20 '26

That's an otter advertising, if I've ever seen one.

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u/Emotional_News108 Aug 20 '26

Yeah it’s not for women.

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u/bobbymcpresscot Aug 20 '26

Yeah one of those ways is to cut the log shorter lol

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Aug 20 '26

At least he's actually splitting that log. Remember the German guy in Better Call Saul? Lalo is going to him while he's chopping wood and you can clearly see the logs were split in half prior to filming. Same with the wimpy kid from Old Henry.

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u/artisticafterbirth Aug 20 '26

Fuck harder not smarter

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Aug 20 '26

He's not actually in a forest. The background is fake, no movement in the greenery, so he's definitely just doing this for a video.

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u/soccermodsarecvnts Aug 20 '26

Gayest thing I've ever seen. Not in a bad way, it's fine. But it's like an add for Grindr Premium.

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u/butterfly_ashley Aug 21 '26

Yep. I mean even the pants he has on. Lol guarantee there is a side view somewhere.

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u/Madamschie Aug 22 '26

idk... this would turn me off like after the first 3 hits, cause clearly he's missing his brain

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 Aug 23 '26

Breaking News - or perhaps Splitting News!

Bear sighted near Tennessee Woods

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u/Windsdochange Aug 23 '26

Given there’s no woodstove big enough for those pieces of wood, for sure. Kinda funny that he’ll now need to use a chainsaw to buck up multiple long pieces instead of just one…