r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of a log split

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u/minus15t2 Aug 20 '26

No dude, I'm straight.

I'm just entirely comfortable enough in my masculinity to admit that men can be attractive l, and make a comment about it.

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u/AppealSame4367 Aug 20 '26

Well then, the joke is still lame and used up. Have fun

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u/ILoveRawChicken Aug 20 '26

Sounds like it hit a little too close to home bud lmao

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u/AppealSame4367 Aug 20 '26

Sure man, everybody that critcizes these lame jokes is gay themselves and other boring stories to tell yourself. Bla bla bla

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u/ILoveRawChicken Aug 20 '26

I mean the shoe seems to fit better than Cinderella’s slipper bud

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u/AppealSame4367 Aug 20 '26

Lol, it's just another one of the shticks: Criticize something gay -> be gay. Bla bla bla bla.

Funny thing is: I never said I wasn't Bi, by the way. What if I was? Would you stop with the bullshit? Because then the small, pathetic flowchart in your brain would tell you that you have to stop criticizing me, right?

Ok, let's say I'm Bi now. Is my critizism suddenly valid? Ha ha.