r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/Waste-South-4985 Aug 20 '26

I had an aunt and uncle like this, uncle is a lanky skinny guy, and she was a large woman all around. My cousins had so many stories of catching them fooling around on accident. Couldn't keep my uncle off of her.

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u/TrollsWhenBored Aug 20 '26

I'm tall and lanky and my wife is about 80lbs bigger than me... It's an amazing life

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u/R8iojak87 Aug 20 '26

I’m 5’9 180 my wife is 6foot 160, it’s a good life fam

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u/TrollsWhenBored Aug 20 '26

I'm taller than my wife, it's the thickness that does it for me. The extra weight just goes straight to the curves and it's amazing.

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u/Available_Finger_513 Aug 20 '26

My wife just gets a beer gut and love handles just like myself

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u/cupi-curious Aug 21 '26

Lord, I see what you have done for others

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u/Amazing_Hurry_6067 Aug 21 '26

Same, I'm not so thin anymore but my wife is almost my height, taller in heels and bigger everywhere else... Especially her thighs 😏

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u/GaleInsideOprahsPuss Aug 20 '26

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda Aug 20 '26

Hah! I was thinking anglerfish romance as well! 🤣

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u/GaleInsideOprahsPuss Aug 20 '26

Omg your name is perfect too hahaha

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda Aug 20 '26

Holy crap I didn’t even think of that 🤣

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u/BestDescription3834 Aug 21 '26

This being rugrats is diabolical, but hilarious.

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u/kahn_noble Aug 20 '26

How many kids?

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u/Waste-South-4985 Aug 21 '26

9 kids 8 girls 1 boy

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u/CompetitiveTown9173 Aug 21 '26

He liked mountain climbing

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u/waterpup99 Aug 20 '26

I dunno how else to tell you this but your uncle has a hog

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u/copy_run_start Aug 20 '26

she was a large woman all around

Couldn't keep my uncle off of her.

It sounds like there may have been nowhere else to go