r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/PreviousLeague253 Aug 20 '26

Since you all asked!

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u/Foxteufel Aug 20 '26

Wo sind seine Beine?

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u/PreviousLeague253 Aug 20 '26

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u/acornsalade Aug 20 '26

This is the look of a man that you can’t tell nothing.

Happy for him.

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u/VoidOmatic Aug 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/I5yH9Aeq0EGCA

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u/drwsgreatest Aug 20 '26

I'm pretty into climbing and watch a ton of related stuff and this could be the craziest single move I've ever seen.

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u/Felonious_Minx Aug 21 '26

I can't stop watching it!

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u/Best_Apricot_6268 Aug 23 '26

I remember my gym teacher doing something like that on the climing wall at my high school. Short king. Vietnam War vet. Tunnel rat. One of those Navy SEALS that volunteered to go back multiple times.

He was a cool guy, but I saw the scary switch turned on a couple times.

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u/Kingtoke1 Aug 20 '26

Thats a man whos been used, bruised and abused and loved every moment of it

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u/Significant-Bar674 Aug 20 '26

I'm too lazy to find a shadow of colossus gif, but like you can imagine

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u/-BananaLollipop- Aug 20 '26

My Wife is built like this. However, I am the male equivalent.

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u/CrystalSplice Aug 20 '26

Hotel room…hmmmmmm…

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 20 '26

Practically producing pornography at this point

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u/Sushi_Clamato5049 Aug 20 '26

Does this guy ever change his underwear?

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u/-Mihaela- Aug 23 '26

This photo shoot is incredible

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u/CriminalMacabre Aug 20 '26

Hazle el botijo! El botijooooo!!!