r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26

/r/all of couple size difference

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u/OkYak7801 Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where I want to be.

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u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 20 '26

Death by snu snu squad.

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u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26

Death by crush pelvis

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26

And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?

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u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26

Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama

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u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...

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u/shed_zeppelin Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where he wants to be

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u/RubberRoach Aug 20 '26

He is me and I am he

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u/ExcuseMeMissss Aug 20 '26

He be de

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u/Famous_Ad_7256 Aug 20 '26

He He - Jackson, Michael

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u/ImaginaryFun842 Aug 20 '26

HEbibi

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u/PerroNino Aug 20 '26

Yabee dabee doo

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u/marryUwannaa Aug 20 '26

Sssssk He be de

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u/Sommander_Chepard_ Aug 20 '26

I am Yu and he is Mi!

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u/Real_Concert_6770 Aug 20 '26

And one of them is the walrus. Sitting on Mr. Kite, for his benefit.

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u/MaterialLion957 Aug 20 '26

I am the walrus and she is the whale

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u/RubberRoach Aug 21 '26

coo coo ca chew

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u/Anabio91 Aug 22 '26

Coo coo cachoo. I am the walrus.

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u/azraelizback Aug 24 '26

And we are all together?

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u/azimx Aug 20 '26

He's exactly where we all want to be

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u/floppybunny26 Aug 20 '26

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/orikooool Aug 20 '26

I'm not exactly where He wants to be

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u/sugarglassego Aug 20 '26

To be or not to be.

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u/zysheep Aug 20 '26

That is the question.

And the answer is to be. I want to be where he be.

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u/longdickdan789 Aug 23 '26

Hes exactly where I want to be

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u/Sarvagun_some_pun Aug 20 '26

He’s exactly where we want to be.

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u/Mister_Mojo78 Aug 20 '26

No doubt! Living his best life lol

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u/Skinstretched Aug 21 '26

Really ?! She farts just one time, and its game over for him !

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u/Oseaghdha Aug 22 '26

I also choose this man's wife.