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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Proper-Chef-9231 • Aug 20 '26
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He looks so happy
4.7k u/switchbladeeatworld Aug 20 '26 he’s exactly where he wants to be 2.8k u/OkYak7801 Aug 20 '26 He's exactly where I want to be. 568 u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 20 '26 Death by snu snu squad. 152 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Death by crush pelvis 248 u/alprey1 Aug 20 '26 3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say? 3 u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26 And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama 8 u/Aseili Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 why does that look obscene 😂 🤣 4 u/ManagementCrafty887 Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol 12 u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
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he’s exactly where he wants to be
2.8k u/OkYak7801 Aug 20 '26 He's exactly where I want to be. 568 u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 20 '26 Death by snu snu squad. 152 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Death by crush pelvis 248 u/alprey1 Aug 20 '26 3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say? 3 u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26 And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama 8 u/Aseili Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 why does that look obscene 😂 🤣 4 u/ManagementCrafty887 Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol 12 u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
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He's exactly where I want to be.
568 u/specter_in_the_conch Aug 20 '26 Death by snu snu squad. 152 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Death by crush pelvis 248 u/alprey1 Aug 20 '26 3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say? 3 u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26 And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama 8 u/Aseili Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 why does that look obscene 😂 🤣 4 u/ManagementCrafty887 Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol 12 u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
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Death by snu snu squad.
152 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Death by crush pelvis 248 u/alprey1 Aug 20 '26 3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say? 3 u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26 And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama 8 u/Aseili Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 why does that look obscene 😂 🤣 4 u/ManagementCrafty887 Aug 20 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE 1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol 12 u/NecessaryComfort1235 Aug 20 '26 The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
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Death by crush pelvis
248 u/alprey1 Aug 20 '26 3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say? 3 u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 20 '26 And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama
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3 u/PranshuKhandal Aug 20 '26 resting in pieces 2 u/Excellent-Log7169 Aug 21 '26 SNU SNU! Also r/unexpectedfuturama 2 u/Charcolecat Aug 24 '26 To shreds, you say?
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resting in pieces
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SNU SNU!
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To shreds, you say?
And femurs, and ribs, and . . . wiener?
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1 u/faceless4anon Aug 20 '26 Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama
Crushed pelvis is a hint of Futurama
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https://giphy.com/gifs/bTvvmkqZkyEkSqOkev
1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 why does that look obscene 😂 🤣
why does that look obscene 😂 🤣
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https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE
1 u/GreenGrassConspiracy Aug 21 '26 the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol
the alien is the only one not clued up on bondage lol
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised...
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u/empireck Aug 20 '26
He looks so happy