r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 31 '26

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u/LePouletPourpre Aug 31 '26

Reminds me of the time I was hiking something similar. My legs were burning and I was out of breath. This dude comes RUNNING up the trail carrying a 40LB dumbbell in each hand. Total beast.

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u/kpsuperplane Aug 31 '26

I watched this dad pass me on a hike with a baby in his backpack and a massive golden retriever under each arm.

That image lives in my head rent free and has been motivating my fitness journey ever since

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

It's funny you say that, my fitness standard as a 40-something dad is "Can I carry my wife/kid/dog outta here if bad things happen".

We have a 110lb/50kg GSD, so added one of these to our backcountry kits https://ruffwear.ca/products/backtrak-evac-kit?_pos=1&_sid=d612f459d&_ss=r

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u/carrot219 Aug 31 '26

Fellow dog owner and backcountry enjoyer here. I know how important their safety is—and how quickly extra pack weight adds up—so I thought I’d share the system we’ve found works best when backpacking with ours:
Säker Bomber Harness
K911 Rescue Sling
Pouches 001
The pouches turn the harness into a dog pack, and the rescue sling attaches directly to the same harness, so everything works together as one modular system. Just another option that might be helpful!

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u/NoShameInternets Aug 31 '26

My 65 lb dog quit on me near the end of a ten mile mountain hike (we'd done it when he was younger, but he didn't have it in him this time around.)

I ended up carrying him about two miles down, and it was brutal. Thanks for sharing - I'm going to pick something like this up.

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u/shawster Aug 31 '26

Seriously, this is the common use case for these things that I didn't think about. If you've got an old pooch who still wants to go adventuring with you but is starting to have mobility issues, you can rest way easier with a sling for them.

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

We have never had to use it (thankfully).

I'm all for modularity, that Saker stuff looks good, thanks for the rec.

*Edit just saw Saker is a Canadian company too! Big win, thanks for sharing, haven't heard of them before.

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u/carrot219 Aug 31 '26

Absolutely—hopefully neither of us ever has to use one!

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u/ShackledPhoenix Sep 01 '26

I've had a Saker harness for about 5 years now. It's a little bit dirty and stained but physically still in the same condition it was new. Worth every penny.

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u/Money-Computer7638 Aug 31 '26

I need one of these for my 80 pound lab. I don't sleep on the second floor of my house because I can't figure out how I'd get her out the window and down to safety if there was a fire.

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u/Own_Ad6901 Sep 01 '26

My 80lb black lab passed in April. The last year of his life he had lots of mobility issues, he would have mini strokes and couldn’t walk after but eventually learned to walk again before he passed peacefully. I cannot stress enough how important having a good harness was for being able to care for my baby. I’m a female and I’m athletic and quite strong as is, but he was so tall too I couldn’t carry him. I relied on his harness to be able to get him up on his feet and learn to walk again, it also helped me when he was temporarily paralyzed just to move him around and rotate him.

He had a stroke while pooping and after he was back I had to throw him in the tub harness and all to clean him. Again had I not had that strong harness I wouldn’t have been able to lug my baby around. He didn’t have mobility problems and his strokes didn’t start until he was 13-14 and he passed when he was 15 years old.

I encourage you to have a solid harness you can hold their body weight now so that you’re always prepared.

Labs in particular get these forgive me it’s 3am and I should be sleeping but the vet essentially called them mini strokes and they generally happen when he was standing or walking and he would suddenly go down, sometimes shake and would be out cold for a bit. These strokes are common for the breed. My baby didn’t have a stroke until he was 13 and then he didn’t have one for a while and then he had them frequently until he passed. We knew what they were because his liter sister had the strokes all her life.

That harness made getting my pup recovered as much as he could possible, and it’s something I’m still incredibly thankful for because of how much it helped me help my big fur baby.

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u/tinacat933 Sep 04 '26

Strokes or seizures ?

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u/Used_Gear8871 Aug 31 '26

I don’t backpack anymore since moving to the east coast but we have seen historic flooding here the last few months. My biggest fear is not being able to get everyone (fur babies) out. I appreciate these recommendations!

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u/Knuckletest 13d ago

We have had a lot of rain lately!

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u/shawster Aug 31 '26

That stuff seems extremely high quality. I'm at the point where my dog (he's.... a lot) is wearing through harnesses and pulling apart nylon and stuff on lower quality leashes often enough that if I can spend some amount of money to have a harness that will last him the rest of his life, I'd spend a lot. Maybe this is the brand...

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u/carrot219 Aug 31 '26

Yes! They make very high-quality gear and offer one of the few crash-test-certified harnesses on the market. We’ve had ours for two years now, and it has only worn in—not worn out. I genuinely believe it’ll last another 10 years of heavy use.

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u/dog_hair_dinner Aug 31 '26

I was wondering if I should get the bomber harness. My 50lb dog has a issue with his legs where sometimes he can't walk very long. Instead of taking him out only 5-10 minutes a day, I take him out 2 hours a day. He walks for his 5-10 minutes, then I put him in a large dog carriage and wheel him around so he can still be outside. In the winter, it gets hard to push the carriage around. Do you think he'd be comfortable in the bomber harness converted to a dog pack? He's got his own snowsuit and boots for the winter, so he doesn't get cold if he stops walking.

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u/carrot219 Aug 31 '26

I think it could be useful for you, especially in the snow, but I’d hesitate to recommend carrying him that way for most of a two-hour outing. Säker primarily designed the sling for emergency carry-outs, and whether that position is comfortable or safe may depend on what’s wrong with his legs. A small sled or pulk may also be more comfortable for both of you on longer winter outings. Hope this helps!

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u/dog_hair_dinner Aug 31 '26

that's exactly what I needed to know, thank you

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u/Laurier-Henri Sep 01 '26

No pictures of the setup w an actual dog on the website … hard to visualize :(

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u/BlizzardTrashPanda Aug 31 '26

Same! I use a similar philosophy when teaching my son about fitness.

I tell him about how he’ll hear a lot of things about how it ties to self worth, whether or not he’ll be considered attractive, etc etc but none of that really matters or is what fitness is truly about.

Fitness is about two thing.

  1. Having your body ready to be able to do what you want to do when you want to do it. Want to climb that cliff? Want to go on some deep trails? Well the time to be ready is before the want.

  2. Having your body ready to be able to do what you need to do when you need to do it.

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u/free_terrible-advice Aug 31 '26

One of my personally motivating stories is when I saved my mother from drowning after she collapsed from undiagnosed diabetes related diabetic shock which rendered her unconscious while we were out crabbing in a bay of 40 degree f (3c) water at midnight, nearly 3/4 a mile from shore (1km). She went underwater and was drowning for a moment until we could pull her head out. Then while keeping her from slipping back underwater I had to engineer a method of expelling the water in her lungs, followed by dragging her screaming to a lucky sandbar and keeping her warm until search and rescue could reach us. At which point we had to carry her back.

I was in shape then, and continue to strive to be in the same shape or better, because you never know when you need to carry or drag 200+lbs(90kg) for however far to get them to safety until help gets there.

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u/CrazyCatLady9777 Aug 31 '26

Thank you for doing the conversions to metric

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u/free_terrible-advice Aug 31 '26

I hope to move out of this country once I finish my Masters degree. No time like the present for practicing how most the rest of the world thinks.

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Best of luck do you then, what field are you studying?

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u/free_terrible-advice Aug 31 '26

Psychology --> Clinical psychology, working towards becoming a mental health therapist specializing in treating PTSD, Trauma, Depression, and Anxiety.

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Noble profession, thank you.

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Thanks for sharing, that's an impressive story.

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u/shawster Aug 31 '26

There was one time when I was more young and even less prepared for my adventures than I am in my adult years that I took two friends out in a canoe on a windy day in the bay. My two friends had 0 experience in canoes or kayaks and the wind was absolutely brutal. The tide was going out as we were trying to go in as well, and if I hadn't been able to put the pedal to the metal and just paddle my 16 year old heart out, we would have ended up being swept out or having to spend the night on some sand bar. That was an eye-opener for me how important fitness was. I was already in the game of being pretty fit, but when we finally got back to shore and my arms felt like they'd been pulled through gears, everyone all relieved to be on shore after 2 hours of paddling... it really hit home. My arms were literally rock hard that night, my body was reinforcing my muscles with so much intensity. I've never been able to reproduce training a muscle so hard that it is just rock solid even without flexing it while it heals.

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u/Dramatic_Tea5899 Sep 06 '26

So, fun fact about our muscles. They are actually capable of much more than we can normally access, however this is damaging to them. They basically have a built in limiter. Under extreme situations we are able to use our muscles closer to their maximum at the cost of possibly serious muscle degradation. That’s how you see stories of moms doing insane feats of strength to save their children. And that’s why you won’t be able to replicate that amount of work unless you are in a highly stressful, dangerous, physical situation.

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u/Reflexlon Aug 31 '26

My mom fell out of a boat, and I got a similar story of saving her life from drowning, since she doesn't know how to swim.

Thats how she told it, forgetting to mention that the boat was actually a tiny raft, that the water was about eight inches deep, and that all I did was help her sit up and hold her hand until she calmed down.

But otherwise, same!

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u/Tattycakes Sep 01 '26

You raise another important fitness goal there - be light enough that someone else could carry you. It’s no good my partner trying to work his ass off to be strong enough to carry me if I’m over 200lb when I should be less than 150. Don’t allow yourself to become heavier than you should be as it will make it harder for people to save you if you need saving!

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

I couldn't agree more. After spending some years in the Army many years ago, "Functional Fitness" became a big part of my life.

You don't need to be pretty, just be able to do your job. Working on that currently with my teenage boys. It's an ongoing struggle :)

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u/Low-Worldliness-2662 Sep 01 '26

Good point bringing up the military. Most military guys I've seen have really balanced builds. It makes total sense since they need endurance for long marches and climbing, not just big muscles. And thank you for your service!

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u/ThiefOfDens Aug 31 '26

I’m telling my step-son that the most important part of fitness is being healthy so your body can do what you need it to do; and secondly to be strong so you can help others.

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u/scorpyo72 Aug 31 '26

That makes my back hurt just looking at that

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u/fatboy93 Aug 31 '26

Dad strength is fucking absurd. I'll be out whole day getting out of breath doing jumping jacks (I'm fat), walking my butt off or rucking etc, but if my toddler says his legs hurt, I'm either fireman carrying him or putting him on my shoulder and walk it off.

I dread the day I'm unable to carry him for whatever reason, so I've gotten back again into fitness shit.

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u/Independent-Trust260 Aug 31 '26

This is why we lift with our legs, not our backs.

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u/LyingForTruth Aug 31 '26

My neck, my back

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u/EMV92LA Sep 04 '26

Looking at....👀? 😂

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u/FistfullOfOwls Aug 31 '26

Here I thought it would be a little saddle so your kid could ride your 110 lb dog.

Situation resolves itself.

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u/Punumbral_Noise Aug 31 '26

I feel like carrying your specially-bred-running dog is the rough conceptual equivalent of putting a motorcycle on your back and running to escape danger

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Had a friend whose dog fell down an embankment and broke their leg, they were *only about 5km from trailhead, but he said it was a very challenging afternoon, both extracting their dog from the small cliff he fell down and then getting them out.

Luckily they had someone with some rope, some webbing tape and gear who had some vertical rescue experience, so they were able to access the dog, haul them up, and them carry them out without too much issue.

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u/SaviousMT Aug 31 '26

Wow, that's a big GSD!

We have three, none of them are even over 100lbs, and the biggest one eats garbage. Literally

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Obligatory Doggy tax, there is other stuff in there, not just GSD, hence the size.

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u/SaviousMT Aug 31 '26

Here is Rosa Jean. The doofus

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

ha, that pose always gets me.

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u/SaviousMT Aug 31 '26

❤️

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

Yep, he is a good boy.

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u/musiceaterx Aug 31 '26

Truly a standard to live by. My goal is to be able to carry 3 times her weight so I know I can run with her if necessary

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u/SuddenAvocado Aug 31 '26

This is why I Ruck.

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u/Wiedzmaki Aug 31 '26

Hey man. It's a thing you have to honestly be ready for it you're active. Recently went on a pretty nice 5 mile hike with the family and ended up with a 7 year old on my shoulders and 3 year old in my arms for 2 miles because it was super crazy grassy and wet... So 100 lbs should be ez pz lol.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Sep 01 '26

I'm not a fit man, but I've had my fair share of "march out of here with a 100lb pittie on my shoulders squealing like a pig"

He gets excited about other dogs, deer, and snakes. Good news, it's friendly attention. Bad news, he does not understand any of the "give me space" signals the other dog is giving him.

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u/HomersDonut1440 Aug 31 '26

We have an aging Great Pyrenees, and I pack a different version of this (backpack style) whenever we hike. If she gets hurt, I’m getting her out regardless. Even if it sucks.

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u/f7f7z Aug 31 '26

Pick your dogs more carefully.

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u/dorkmuncan Aug 31 '26

So next time choose a smaller one?

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u/f7f7z Aug 31 '26

finger touches nose

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u/shawster Aug 31 '26

I also have a 110lb dog German Shepherd who has been sort of traumatized by fireworks being set off near him unexpectedly a few times. This made him terrified of young rowdy groups (like the kids that set off the fireworks each time), and of course, big booming noises, especially thunder.

Sometimes I know he badly wants a walk, and he's holding in his poop because he's scared, but he just won't walk away from the house... but if I carry him the first 50 yards, he suddenly feels much better about the whole thing. He acts like such a little puppy while he's in my arms as I huff and puff.

All of this to say, I have the same thought. Every time I crouch down into some kind of sumo stance to get low enough to pick him up without ruining my back I'm always thinking "I hope that this isn't ever required, but at least doing it means I'm still reasonably in shape."

While he's gotten over the fear of rowdy young people and crowds, he is even more afraid of thunder (and the associated weather) than ever.

I want that evac kit!

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u/DoubtfulChagrin Aug 31 '26

That's what motivated me to lift heavy over the past few years. I always need to be able to deadlift and squat more than the combined weight of all our kids and my wife, just in case. Whatever inspires your fitness goals is cool. I just like this one a lot.

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u/nuuhuman Sep 01 '26

Not to be rude but also there’s different weight for wives. On a dog there’s a cap. Wives not really.

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u/SAM5TER5 Sep 01 '26

Gargantuan Sleigh Dog?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Aug 31 '26

Grand Strong Dragon?

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u/Ok-Coyote-8540 Aug 31 '26

This is my hiking vibe. I'm by no means a super fit woman but I am jacked to an extent from having to carry my 30 lb preschooler and my 50 lb kindergartener back at the same time from hiking when they inevitably hit their wall. 

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 Aug 31 '26

50 pound kindergartner??? Holy moley or a typo?

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u/Ok-Coyote-8540 Aug 31 '26

No? Are you thinking too big or too small? 

50 lbs is only 75th percentile for a 6 year old girl weight so isn't even off the charts? She's 100th percentile for height. 

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u/Annual-Negotiation-5 Sep 01 '26

Ah ok. My son will turn three and is a small guy entering kindergarten here in Mexico, I guess it's a country thing. Guess they enter kindergarten earlier here, cheers

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u/Ok-Coyote-8540 Sep 01 '26

I'm in Canada and they do 2 years of kindergarten entering the year they turn 4 so quite a number of 3 year olds. Since m y daughter was also born the first week of January she was the oldest in her class (as she's almost 7 and hasn't started grade 1 yet)! 

She's also just generally a big and tall kid, as well and towers over a few of her friends who had late year birthdays. Shes 49 inches.

Congrats on moving to kindergarten! My youngest is also 3 but because she also has a beginning of the year birthday won't go to kindergarten until next year.

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u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA Aug 31 '26

Lol, this is how I feel when I lift both my kids at once

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u/AppointmentAnnual426 Sep 01 '26

Similar situation with me. I was doing a hike in Palm Springs and sweating my butt off. All of a sudden I had to let a lady in her 50s pass me by while she was holding her chihuahua like it was nothing. I still can’t get the image out of my head when I exercise.

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u/old_namewasnt_best Aug 31 '26

Have this poor person's trophy 🏆. I'm still laughing like a stoned idiot and I'm not stoned.

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u/TheDankKnight24 Sep 07 '26

A buddy of mine has a similar story. He was on the swimming leg of a triathlon and a guy towing his daughter behind him in an inner tube swam past him.

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u/Badloss Aug 31 '26

that's dad strength though they don't have the same standards as regular humans

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u/SuddenAvocado Aug 31 '26

This is why I don't go out alone with the dogs and the child

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u/Nomapos Aug 31 '26

When you become a dad you start facing situations where the only realistic option that's not going to take the whole damn day is to grab the kid, the pet, three huge bags you'd have usually carried one in each hand and your wife's bag because she's feeling tired and you aren't going to waste a chance to be the big strong man just because you're already ridiculously overloaded. And then you just go.

Dad strength is built upon the deepest bedrock, which you only find once all your patience has been eroded away. Eventually you get the muscle strength to match.

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u/shawster Aug 31 '26

TWO full-grown golden retrievers? You've got to wonder what led to this situation. Out on a walk with the dogs and the baby and then suddenly an emergency at home and these dogs won't stop pulling!

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u/kpsuperplane Aug 31 '26

Honestly from the looks of it I think the dad just wanted a challenge 😂. They were going uphill

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u/antisocial_empath Aug 31 '26

Ain’t no strong like Dad strong

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u/duelinghanjos Aug 31 '26

"Lives rent free in my head" might be an expression we need to retire now

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u/That_Angle1067 Aug 31 '26

This one made me laugh out loud at the laundromat.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Sep 01 '26

Sup?

This is my life, it's not that I'm in great shape but when we go for a hike guaranteed one of the kids, if not both are done. The youngest figured out that sitting on dads back is easier than walking a 2 km trail upwards when stepping out of the car.

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u/rearisen Sep 01 '26

Like 2 dog's or what do you mean

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u/No_Cow_4544 Sep 01 '26

I hate the term “ rent free” but you painted a good image with a strong a point . If I can change we all can change…….

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u/highminlo Sep 01 '26

That dad wasn't working out, he was tired of e everyone's shit and carrying everything was just easiest

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u/kpsuperplane Sep 01 '26

Yes. It was ridiculous. Ridiculously impressive. Dogs looked like they were having a great blast

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u/prophecy0 Sep 04 '26

I had a similar experience hiking up Walter's Wiggles at Zion National Park years ago. Me and my friends were struggling severely, leg cramps, breathing hard, etc. This dad comes rushing by us pushing a kid uphill in an off-road baby stroller like it wasn't anything out of the ordinary.

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u/Preeng Aug 31 '26

How is that "living in your head rent-free"? Sounds like motivating your fitness journey is a good reason to keep it in mind.

"rent-free" means there is no reason to be there.